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[ruffntumblenut]

Hey.

So during this tournament thing I got to try sushi for the first time. Mind blowing.

Which got me wondering about what other foods I've never had before. So...I want some.

So tell me about your favorite foods, what they are, what they're made of, anything I should know before I ask Mindy to recreate them and so on.

For the record before I left home my favorite food was eel jerky, lamb stew and honey soaked blueberries for dessert. If you need me to explain those things to you...well too bad, I never learned how to cook.

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[ruffntumblenut]

Yes and...Barbecue what? Isn't a Barbecue like...a type of grill?

[former_endboss]

It's more a kind of cooking that you can do on a grill with any kind of reasonably tough meat to render it tender and delicious with rich smokey goodness.

But I know how to make soda with that same flavor.

[ruffntumblenut]

You had me at "meat". Bring it on!

[former_endboss]

...So you want the soda or the actual meat? Because I only carry the soda with me.

[A bottle of violently blue carbonated beverage is offered-the label has a piece of bacon on it.]

[ruffntumblenut]

The drink! Gimmie!

[Makes grabby hands]

[former_endboss]

Catch~

[Mir tosses the bottle into the air and waits to see how Ruffnut scrambles for it.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Fumbled, scrambled, finally catches the bottle with both hands]

Woo!

[Opens it up and sniffs it curiously]

[former_endboss]

[If she didn't open that slowly she'll get a surge of soda bubbling out into her face-though that still works for getting the smell and taste of it-it's meat and sugar and salt and smoke and all kinds of flavors mixed together.]

So how is it?

[ruffntumblenut]

[Sprayed in the face, doesn't seem to care shoves it in her mouth and chugs. When she swallows she's grinning brightly]

I want more!

[former_endboss]

Do you now? What are you willing to do for it?

[ruffntumblenut]

[Drying off her face with a braid of hair]

Huh? Oh I dunno. Whattya want for it?

[former_endboss]

Would you throw the tournament for some?

[Lol, whut?]

[ruffntumblenut]

Pfft! No.

Sorry, you're good but not that good.

[former_endboss]

...I could give you like a keg full of this stuff if you do.

[ruffntumblenut]

Do you know who I am?

No...seriously.

I am RUFFNUT FUCKING THORSTON! Daughter of the Isle of Berk, dragon rider and viking warrior. I'm gonna be the next big immortal demon overlord! I've been crowned the multiverses next top model AND I DONT EVEN LIKE FASHION!

So you DARE to come here and ask me to throw the contest for a friggin' keg of soda that tastes like meat? After I lost and got my girlfriend back?

No FREAKIN' way!

[former_endboss]

Are we playing the names and deeds game? I'm Mir_teiwaz_Artonelico, mother of demons and monsters, the only Neo-pureblood beta Reyvateil. I've killed millions of humans, thousands of Reyvateils and Teru, and I have been redeemed for that deed. I am a scientist and a maiden of Metafalica, advisor to two goddesses and many other things besides.


So asking you to throw a contest for a keg of soda is a long way from my apex to.

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah well...I don't know what half those words even mean!

But for a scientist? Thinking you could buy me off with soda was pretty dumb.

[former_endboss]

Being a scientist doesn't mean that you understand the social conventions of sports gambling and bribery. And that stuff is really good.

[ruffntumblenut]

It is really good...but not good enough.

I'm just saying, Scientists are supposed to be super smart.

[former_endboss]

Not in everything. Everyone knows that the best scientists are forgetful or absent minded or something like that.

[ruffntumblenut]

Not everyone obviously. The only scientist I ever hung out with was awesome and liked to blow stuff up.

[former_endboss]

Well, she had that in common with me. Explosions solve all problems. Even the ones they create.

[ruffntumblenut]

You got that right!

Between your meat soda and love of explosions I might actually like you.

[former_endboss]

Well, that just shows that you have good taste. Even if you do have convieniant horns on your hat.

[ruffntumblenut]

What's wrong with my hat?