Room -202, seconds before IT happened.

[rose_liberated]

[At long last, a Princess has found her way to to her room. Surely, the staff have noted her power, grace and dignity and assigned her a beautiful space suitable for someone of her rank and digni-ty.

What. What was this tiny room? It had a pair of bunks, but the top one looked liable to collapse onto the lower at any moment, and the mattresses were sagging dangerously! And worse still were the telltale signs that someone else had already moved in and taken all the space in the closet, leaving HER DRESSES on the floor where the prinnies had shrugged and dumped them.]

1. [Action: Rozalin stands just outside her room, eyes narrowed in disbelief. Veins bulge. Trigger fingers twitch. A bomb is ticking. And soon, it's going to explode.]

2. [VOICE:]

WHAT MOCKERY IS THIS? HEADS WILL ROLL, DO YOU HEAR ME? I WILL NOT SUFFER THIS INSULT!

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[Video, because voice is for people who aren't immortal]

[mooned_hime]

It is quite distressing, isn't it?

With any luck, they would have brought your castle or mansion here with you as well.

[rose_liberated]

A wonderful thought, oh yes...EXCEPT I HAVE NO MANSION ANYMORE!

[Ah, there we go, a young demoness with high spirits and face red with anger is now on the screen since she's figured this video thing out.]

If it had not been burned to the ground, you might have a point. But no, My fate seems to be ruin and dispossession!

[mooned_hime]

Oh my.

You have my condolences, then.

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[highsodiumfreak]

I'm guessing you saw the room?

[rose_liberated]

[All pretense of civility is gone-there is only rage.]

I have lived in a virtual DOGHOUSE, but THIS! This is beyond the pale!

[highsodiumfreak]

Doesn't seem that bad. [But then, he's lived in worse.]

1. Action (Yes I know it's a metaphorical bomb but metaphors don't exist in Ichijo's world)

[imtheclassrep]

[Silently, one of your neighbors appears behind Rozalin.]

Oh dear, do you need help disarming that bomb?

[rose_liberated]

[Rozalin turns and grabbs at Ichijo to [LIFT] her.]

Who is responsible for this?

[imtheclassrep]

[Ichijo will let her lift to her hearts content.]

My parents, I imagine that it was sometime during their honeymoon, in a haze of passion and sake.

[high_on_daylight]

Someone saw their dorm room, I see.

[rose_liberated]

A Contemptible hovel! Not fit for animals, let alone demons of any stature at all!

[Rozalin is waving her gun around, even if Eva can't see it.]

[high_on_daylight]

Perhaps you have the rank to push for higher quality grounds to live on.

Or the money to just buy them.

Fortunately, they brought my property over.

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[nolieking]

[Valvatorez is just walking through the halls. He has no relevance to this situation. It's a happy day. Yayness.]

[Having a Legendary Room is awesome.]

[rose_liberated]

[Having a normal room is terrible. So terrible, Rozalin is going to use INFERNO to BURN THE ROOM DOWN. She's not even going to bother with letting other people take their turns, just draw, point and Fan the Gun.]

[nolieking]

...Nostalgic. It almost feels like home already.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hyaa ha ha ha ha! I don't know what it is, but I'm getting a kick just seeing how much it bothers you.

[rose_liberated]

These rooms are a disgusting disaster and-

Overlord Zetta?

[Oh no, does he recognize her? Does he recognize who she also is? Priere seemed to...]

Um... Both...?

[violentvalkyrie]

[Well, as much as she hates the room with a passion, a bed is a bed, and beds refill HP and SP. Which is especially needed right now, since she found out the Disgaea games have a higher level cap than Trinity Universe. Being Lv.999 won't cut it if she wants to kill the entire Senate.

So that's why Rizelea is grudgingly returning to her dorm room after a long day of grinding... Wait, who's that? Oh great, a roomie. Now this dump is going to be even worse than befo---

Then yelling happened. Oh, comrade. Maybe it's that she's tired, but Rizelea will join in with the complaining.]

FINALLY, SOMEONE HERE WITH THE SENSE TO AGREE WITH ME! Can you believe they have the nerve to call stupid smelly small broom closets like this a "pristine dormitory"?!

Oh dear...

[rose_liberated]

[Rozalin is ignoring Rizelea as she carefully piles all HER stuff out in the hall, before turning and firing into the room. And wouldn't you know, there's just enough squares in there to set EVERYTHING on fire. Well, maybe if the first Inferno's shockwave didn't snuff out the fires immediately. Maybe she needs to shoot MORE NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS at the room to clean it out...while all of Rizelea's stuff is still in there.

Demons are jerks!]

[Sometime after the fires start]

[thousand_curses]

Hey, miss? I'm your upstairs neighbor. Do you think you could stop with the explosions? The smoke is wafting up and getting into the upholstery.

[rose_liberated]

You actually want to preserve these cardboard boxes? I cannot understand the lower classes.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I didn't do it!

[rose_liberated]

THEN WHO? WHO DID THIS?

[beryls_lackey]

Miss Rozalin, what happened?!

[rose_liberated]

These Rooms! These Abominable Rooms happened!