Room -202, seconds before IT happened.

[rose_liberated]

[At long last, a Princess has found her way to to her room. Surely, the staff have noted her power, grace and dignity and assigned her a beautiful space suitable for someone of her rank and digni-ty.

What. What was this tiny room? It had a pair of bunks, but the top one looked liable to collapse onto the lower at any moment, and the mattresses were sagging dangerously! And worse still were the telltale signs that someone else had already moved in and taken all the space in the closet, leaving HER DRESSES on the floor where the prinnies had shrugged and dumped them.]

1. [Action: Rozalin stands just outside her room, eyes narrowed in disbelief. Veins bulge. Trigger fingers twitch. A bomb is ticking. And soon, it's going to explode.]

2. [VOICE:]

WHAT MOCKERY IS THIS? HEADS WILL ROLL, DO YOU HEAR ME? I WILL NOT SUFFER THIS INSULT!

Comments

[cutestsuperweapon]

Uhm, I'm actually really, really evil.

[rose_liberated]

That-That's a very bold statement to make. I shall have to keep an eye on you of course.

Just don't ask what she thinks evil means.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Please do. I'm the most evil being on my world, after all.

I'm afraid I have to ask now.

[rose_liberated]

You sound very proud of being so evil-might I ask what you have done that is so terrible?

Oops

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, I helped people a lot. And I calmed down a kid that cried! And I comforted a princess that I had to abduct, I served her tea and offered massages!

[rose_liberated]

None of that sounds evil at all! Why, those are the actions of a hero!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Of course not, I'm as evil as they come! I'm considered the devil at home! I'm a demon goddess of destruction, you know!

[rose_liberated]

...I hesitate to ask, but what is good and what is evil?

[cutestsuperweapon]

I'm not really sure what good is, but evil is about being nice and being kind to children. My master taught me that.

[rose_liberated]

I...You...

That is beyond stupid. So far beyond stupidity that I can't begin to describe how stupid it is.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, I am a nit, that's true, but I am also evil. The evilest, feared everywhere although I'm still not sure why, they just need to stop attacking me!

[rose_liberated]

I hate to tell you this, but nobody fears anyone who helps old ladies across the street and gives people tea.

Unless it's poisoned tea.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, they fear me.

[rose_liberated]

Then it's not because you're 'evil'. Honestly, why would anyone tell you...

How old are you anyways?

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't know, several thousand years? I slept through most of them, though, I was sealed in some ruin thing.

[rose_liberated]

...so the amount of time you have spent awake is what, a century? A decade?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Don't know, I don't remember anything from before I went to sleep.

[rose_liberated]

Ugh...So how long have you been awake?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Uhm, a month? Two?`Maybe three? I forgot, I'm not too good at counting.

[rose_liberated]

...there are no words for the feeling of disbelief I am experiencing.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't get it. did I say something wrong?

[rose_liberated]

Two or three months? No wonder you haven't realized that you were lied to-though I suppose there may be other reasons.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't know what you mean, he'd not lie to me on something like that.