2nd Drink || Video

[notjustinthemirror]

[The Alcohol Demon is wandering around campus, his new armless, jawless pet zombie shambling along behind him.]

Hey squishy human types full of organs; there's a whole bunch of zombies out here. I think you guys are fucked.

But hey, at least they're not the smart viral kind that can run really fast and open doors.

[Mr. Positive here is just gonna sit outside and watch. Perks of not being edible.]

Comments

[mooned_hime]

Don't be silly. It's not nearly as bad as you seem to think it is.

[notjustinthemirror]

I dunno. There's about 20 of you and a few hundred of them. And they look pretty hungry.

[mooned_hime]

Having the advantage of numbers does them no good if they don't know the fine art of dodging.

[Given how many she can take down with a single spell card...]

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't think they know the fine art of anything. They're dead.

Well here's hoping you're right, it'd be boring if all you guys died.

[mooned_hime]

I suppose you missed the fireworks earlier, then. What a shame.

[notjustinthemirror]

Fireworks? I never get invited to opening day celebrations.

[mooned_hime]

I did have one of my rabbits take a recording of it, thankfully!

[notjustinthemirror]

Rabbits?

They don't explode like the penguins do do they?

[mooned_hime]

No, of course not. Don't be silly.

[notjustinthemirror]

Just checking, anything is possible in this place.

So the rabbits recorded the fireworks? Dare I ask why?

[mooned_hime]

Because I told them to, Mr. Nothing.

[notjustinthemirror]

You told the rabbits....

You know what, I'm not even going to question it. You told the rabbits.

On a different note, what are we supposed to do with all these crates? I'm thinking of making a fort. Or a maze.

[mooned_hime]

I imagine they are supposed to be emergency relief crates.

The books make nice kindling, I think.

[because gods in her world are hers, not one Him]

[notjustinthemirror]

I got one wedged in the skull of a zombie but other than that they're kind of a waste.

[He's not even sure what they are, and man is that print tiny and not worth reading.]

So our emergency relief is books, candy and miscellaneous parts of NERF guns?

[mooned_hime]

My rabbits have been finding bottles of alcohol in them, too. They have certainly been enjoying that a lot.

[A rabbit behind her flies by in a drunken pattern, going 'whee~']

[notjustinthemirror]

Well at least someone's enjoying it.

And the zombies, they seem to be happy with the situation. I'm thinking about throwing a ton of alcohol at the ones singing and lighting them on fire.

Just to see what happens.

[mooned_hime]

I'm sure all the zombies that have been violently dealt with would heartily disagree with your assessment.

As well as the one you have chained up.

action;

[gotmyending]

[Your roommate is out and about, covered in blood and god knows what else. He's holding his weapon and still has Bonny strapped to his back. He's taking these few moments to wipe blood off his sunglasses so he can see again, when he spots the Demon and his new pet.]

Whoa, what? You caught one? Why?

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm keeping it. Why? You want one?

[gotmyending]

N...o? No! Why would I want one? They smell like death personified! Maybe that's because they kinda are? Plus it's way more fun lopping off their heads.

[notjustinthemirror]

Good. He's living in our closet now.

[gotmyending]

What? What? No! What did I just say? About them smelling like holy hell? Keep it somewhere else!

[notjustinthemirror]

It's my room too.

Fine. Just because you wanna whine about it I'll tie him up in the hallway.

[gotmyending]

You only say that because you don't gotta deal with that reek. Jesus. Also? These things are way more fun to knock the heads off of than lead around by the neck. FYI.

[notjustinthemirror]

I already bludgeoned a few of them. Don't say I never did anything for you humans. If you're nice I'll even let this thing cart around dog food for you.