2nd Drink || Video

[notjustinthemirror]

[The Alcohol Demon is wandering around campus, his new armless, jawless pet zombie shambling along behind him.]

Hey squishy human types full of organs; there's a whole bunch of zombies out here. I think you guys are fucked.

But hey, at least they're not the smart viral kind that can run really fast and open doors.

[Mr. Positive here is just gonna sit outside and watch. Perks of not being edible.]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

What's an Ifurita?

[mooned_hime]

She's that silly person who thinks doing good things is evil. She's my pet.

[notjustinthemirror]

Oh. Her.

I saved her from being crushed to death from a relief crate. You're welcome.

[mooned_hime]

I'm sure the crate was in more danger than she was.

[notjustinthemirror]

Hey, she exploded a lot of good shit. Like corkscrews that would have made a decent mace.

[mooned_hime]

You make it sound as if such things are difficult to obtain.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm lazy and they were right there until they all got blown up. I don't want to walk an extra 15 feet unless I have to.

[mooned_hime]

If your zombie pet had arms, you could have him run errands for you.

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah but the no arms part is pretty critical to him not trying to throttle me when I'm not looking.

[mooned_hime]

Then you need to find a loyal pet.

Cutting off his arms no doubt helped little in that matter.

[notjustinthemirror]

I was just saving the trouble of having them fall off later. He's falling apart.

[mooned_hime]

You should take better care of your pets.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well he's a zombie. What am I supposed to do? He's decaying, there isn't a whole lot I can do about it.

[mooned_hime]

I wouldn't know. I certainly would never take a zombie for a pet, personally.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm working with what I got okay? If this place rained kittens then that would have been a better choice wouldn't it?

[mooned_hime]

If you want a pet cat, you could have taken a catsaber or a nekomata.

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't want a pet cat.

[Especially not one that's as adorable as those are.]

My point was this was easy, and I'm lazy.

[mooned_hime]

Then you have no one to blame but yourself, Mr. Nothing.

[notjustinthemirror]

Blame for ... what? Wait, back up, what are we talking about?

[mooned_hime]

About better alternatives for pets than an armless zombie.

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah yeah yeah.

I'll probably just keep him till his ribs start falling out.

[mooned_hime]

You should have the nurse look at him.

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't think they could help. He's dead. Though I guess I could bandage him back together.

[mooned_hime]

She is a nurse in the Netherworld. I am sure she has experience with zombies.

[notjustinthemirror]

Oh.

[Well that changes things.]

Where is this person? That might actually be helpful.