The Asagi Christmas special!

[gimmegamedammit]

[A narrator starts to speak suddenly nearby. You can't see who is saying it, but you can hear it just like they were right next to you.]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netherworld, all the creatures were sturing, no one was in dreamworld.

For you see the demons of this world didn't believe in Christmas, they were all rotten and evil and cared more for their mistress.

This would not do, thought a mysterious voice, there most be someone who wants to rejoice.

Our story begins with with just such an individual, who was standing around those more clinical.

For while everyone else was busy being a grump, they didn't want to be in such a slump.

They decided to get off the wall, and head down towards the buildings main hall.

[The voice stops, but you feel that something is staring at you, wanting you to do as the voice said.]

[OOC: It's the Christmas season, and I wanted to do something special. Inspired by a south park Christmas episode, your characters are going to hear a narrator telling them what to do in rhyme, and the voice will not let them be until they go along with them. I hope you guys enjoy, and I will do my best to rhyme correctly!]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

[Alright mysterious voice from nowhere, you've got his attention.]

It's Christmas?

And no, I didn't decide to get off the wall and head down to the hall. Maybe you called the wrong number.

[gimmegamedammit]

They knew what they had to do, and that they mustn't waste time, for if they didn't act fast, it would be such a crime.

[notjustinthemirror]

They who?

[But .. it wasn't like he had much else to be doing.]

Alright, I'm bored, I'll bite. I'm going down the hall. And what am I looking for exactly?

[gimmegamedammit]

Down the hall and by the main statue, stands a prinny in a santa hat eating a roasted cashew.

[In deed, there is a Prinny in the main hall, but it doesn't seem to want to be there. It's leg being tired to the chair may be part of the reason.]

[notjustinthemirror]

[Alright, now he's pretty amused.]

Well indeed there is. Has he been eating cashews for like eight hours while I walked around?

[gimmegamedammit]

He has only been here for about an hour, and he was only eating fish that give him power.

[notjustinthemirror]

Fish? What happened to the cashews?

[He pats the unhappy Prinny on the head.]

Alright, now what? Do I get to bludgeon him to death or carry him out of here?

[gimmegamedammit]

... They were fish cashews. Don't question the narrator.

[The Prinny started shaking and it's eyes went wide.]

"C-carry me, and help me finish the story dood. Otherwise she'll just keep going Dood."

[notjustinthemirror]

Alright alright. Have your fish cashews.

[He picks up the Prinny, and the chair it's attached to.]

Where to?