The Asagi Christmas special!

[gimmegamedammit]

[A narrator starts to speak suddenly nearby. You can't see who is saying it, but you can hear it just like they were right next to you.]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netherworld, all the creatures were sturing, no one was in dreamworld.

For you see the demons of this world didn't believe in Christmas, they were all rotten and evil and cared more for their mistress.

This would not do, thought a mysterious voice, there most be someone who wants to rejoice.

Our story begins with with just such an individual, who was standing around those more clinical.

For while everyone else was busy being a grump, they didn't want to be in such a slump.

They decided to get off the wall, and head down towards the buildings main hall.

[The voice stops, but you feel that something is staring at you, wanting you to do as the voice said.]

[OOC: It's the Christmas season, and I wanted to do something special. Inspired by a south park Christmas episode, your characters are going to hear a narrator telling them what to do in rhyme, and the voice will not let them be until they go along with them. I hope you guys enjoy, and I will do my best to rhyme correctly!]

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[mooned_hime]

...

[Kaguya was sitting on the porch of her home, nibbling mochi. She tilted her head as the voice stopped...]

That was a short story.

[gimmegamedammit]

She thought this was a short story, and it might have been true, but this story goes farther then what she knew.

She decided to get up off the porch with food, and travel to the main hall where the prinnies said dood.

[mooned_hime]

[Kaguya didn't seem to think the story was about her, so she just decided to continue sitting there]

[gimmegamedammit]

She may think she could sit there, ignoring her will, but she knew deep down that she couldn't sit still.

[mooned_hime]

[Kaguya shifted a little, settling into a slightly more comfortable position.]

[gimmegamedammit]

The chair was comfortable, and was nice too, but soon a fire was lit to make her move at a tune.

[Kaguya, somehow your chair is now on fire. It seemed someone shoot a flaming shot at it.]

[mooned_hime]

... well, that was rather rude.

[The fire... well, it's Eientei. It didn't last long. Kaguya merely floated to the side while it was there.

... and sent a barrage of danmaku flying in Asagi's general direction]

[gimmegamedammit]

She fired some shots for no special reason, and soon she got up and AGH!!!

[mooned_hime]

What a silly person.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Huh? Okay.

[Ifurita headed towards the buildings main hall]

Uhm, weird voice, what do I do now? I reached the wall!

[Uhm, she went to the buildings main wall. Completely wrong way....]

[gimmegamedammit]

...

Our hero got lost on the way to the hall, and instead found her face right at a wall.

She quickly turned around, a smile on her face, this time she knew she would find that place.

[cutestsuperweapon]

She does?

[Ifurita tilted her head, looking confused.]

Uhm, where?! I don't think I know. What place?!

[gimmegamedammit]

You turn around at go forward 50 paces, and then make a right with at the portrait of many faces.

Continue down the stairs with flights of two, and soon you will arrive at the main hall almost like you flew.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Uhm, okay, go forward for 50 pages, then make a right with portrait. And then I go down stairs while flying twice, and then I arrive at the hall flying.

Okay!

[She starts flying, accelerating rapidly to 50 times the speed of a normal person, since the mysterious voice that didn't sound like Asagi at all had told her to move 50 paces, with a pace defined as 'speed of a single person', right? Right?

...Yeah. After smashing through several walls, she eventually returned, arriving at the portrait, looking confused.]

Is this the right portrait? I'm lost! I think I overshot somehow!

[gimmegamedammit]

... after causing lost of property damage she decided not to fly at full speed, but instead to walk normally down the steps indeed.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh! That's a good idea!

[Ifurita did that, indeed, and finally reached the goal.]

I DID IT!

[gimmegamedammit]

Happy that she reached in destination in tact, she started to work on her plan of attack.

To get these people to see the joys of Christmas, she said out loud, that is my goal to get through to this crowd!

[notjustinthemirror]

[Alright mysterious voice from nowhere, you've got his attention.]

It's Christmas?

And no, I didn't decide to get off the wall and head down to the hall. Maybe you called the wrong number.

[gimmegamedammit]

They knew what they had to do, and that they mustn't waste time, for if they didn't act fast, it would be such a crime.

[notjustinthemirror]

They who?

[But .. it wasn't like he had much else to be doing.]

Alright, I'm bored, I'll bite. I'm going down the hall. And what am I looking for exactly?

[gimmegamedammit]

Down the hall and by the main statue, stands a prinny in a santa hat eating a roasted cashew.

[In deed, there is a Prinny in the main hall, but it doesn't seem to want to be there. It's leg being tired to the chair may be part of the reason.]

[notjustinthemirror]

[Alright, now he's pretty amused.]

Well indeed there is. Has he been eating cashews for like eight hours while I walked around?

[gimmegamedammit]

He has only been here for about an hour, and he was only eating fish that give him power.

[notjustinthemirror]

Fish? What happened to the cashews?

[He pats the unhappy Prinny on the head.]

Alright, now what? Do I get to bludgeon him to death or carry him out of here?

[gimmegamedammit]

... They were fish cashews. Don't question the narrator.

[The Prinny started shaking and it's eyes went wide.]

"C-carry me, and help me finish the story dood. Otherwise she'll just keep going Dood."