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gimmegamedammit
gimmegamedammit... So it seems we lost quite a few people... Doomkitty included.
... I was never able to get my revenge on her...
... I was never able to get my revenge on her...
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[Is that Doomkitty with Groucho glasses? Maybe, maybe not... (okay it totally is, but at least she had the decency to put on a nice suit outfit that looks like what somebody in the Mafia would wear, instead of wearing her default outfit)]
[She does do a convincing impersonation of a sleazy mobster bet taker, too.]
Alright, kids, we have a tournament coming up, and you know what that means!
It's time to place your bets!
Jerwiks Konstapple at your service, running the (not so-) official Netherworld Betting Kiosk! For your convenience, I've set up shop near the dorm. Be sure to stop by!
[Action]
[As promised, "Jerwiks" really did set up a booth near the dorm... stop by and harasshim her? Or actually place a bet?]
[She also paid a couple of demons to stand around in mobster outfits and look tough, too, apparently]
[She does do a convincing impersonation of a sleazy mobster bet taker, too.]
Alright, kids, we have a tournament coming up, and you know what that means!
It's time to place your bets!
Jerwiks Konstapple at your service, running the (not so-) official Netherworld Betting Kiosk! For your convenience, I've set up shop near the dorm. Be sure to stop by!
[Action]
[As promised, "Jerwiks" really did set up a booth near the dorm... stop by and harass
[She also paid a couple of demons to stand around in mobster outfits and look tough, too, apparently]
2013-06-05 15:26gimmegamedammit
gimmegamedammit[Ever since her loss in the lawsuit against Doomkitty, Asagi has been in 1 place: The crash site of Yoshitsuna. Every day since the trial, Asagi has been there, cleaning up the crash site, getting rid of debrie, and trying to fix it herself. All day, every day.
So it comes to no surprise that even in the middle of the night she is working. Loud booms, drills, saws, and explosions can be heard even at 2 AM. Hope no one is trying to sleep.]
So it comes to no surprise that even in the middle of the night she is working. Loud booms, drills, saws, and explosions can be heard even at 2 AM. Hope no one is trying to sleep.]
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2013-05-28 22:23gimmegamedammit
gimmegamedammit[You are walking down the hall when you hear heaving sounds coming from around the corner. You turn the corner and see a bald Asagi bending over making dry heaves, and she looks like she is on deaths door. Her skin is as pale as a ghost, her eyes are blood shot, she smells like Medical chemicals, and is shaking. She spots you out of the corner of her eye, and slowly stands up]
W-what do you want.... ugh...
W-what do you want.... ugh...
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2013-04-20 13:21gimmegamedammit
gimmegamedammitA lab cloaked Asagi with glasses appears on the screen, doing her best Mao impression.]
MUAHAHAHAHAHA! At last, I have created it! I have created the essence of main character! With this, I will become the greatest main character OF ALL TIME!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA! At last, I have created it! I have created the essence of main character! With this, I will become the greatest main character OF ALL TIME!
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2013-04-01 09:44gimmegamedammit
gimmegamedammit[Early in the morning, a shriek echos throughout the castle. Soon after, Asagi is running throughout the halls, throwing papers around. The Papers seem to have this printed out on it.
Asagi looks like she just won the lottery after discovering gold laced with oil under her house.]
MY GAME IS COMING! MY GAME IS COMING! MAKAI WARS 0000 IS COMING IN THE SUMMER!!!
Asagi looks like she just won the lottery after discovering gold laced with oil under her house.]
MY GAME IS COMING! MY GAME IS COMING! MAKAI WARS 0000 IS COMING IN THE SUMMER!!!
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2013-03-15 21:20hungry_for_fights
hungry_for_fights[This new person... appears to be a rather cheerful and not very threatening looking young(?) woman.]
Oh! It's my first crossover!
Where's the main character? I get to fight them, right?
[... yup, she really just said that]
Oh! It's my first crossover!
Where's the main character? I get to fight them, right?
[... yup, she really just said that]
2013-02-15 01:44trolled_justice
trolled_justice[Pamela can be found today at the cafeteria, sipping tea that was apparently prepared by her homunculous triplet maids.]
[She's not even trying to hide it anymore how miserable she is]
It wasn't my fault... it wasn't...
... she's the one... she kept pushing me... she keeps criticizing me as if I'm the one who...
...
It's... all her fault...
...
No, I shouldn't have lost control like that... no matter what her ill-conceived view of the world is, I... should have restrained myself...
[She's not even trying to hide it anymore how miserable she is]
It wasn't my fault... it wasn't...
... she's the one... she kept pushing me... she keeps criticizing me as if I'm the one who...
...
It's... all her fault...
...
No, I shouldn't have lost control like that... no matter what her ill-conceived view of the world is, I... should have restrained myself...
2013-02-12 14:24badassfreakingoverlord
badassfreakingoverlordAll right, Netherworld Academy -- listen up! I'm sure all of you expect me to throw my hat into the Student Council elections. After all, who's more suited to be student councilor than me? Awesome mana power, rugged good looks, game protagonist, strongest in the cosmos -- you can't deny I've got it all.
Except I don't have a hat. I think I'll go the Slytherin route here and throw the awesome weight of my mana and vast financial resources behind whichever candidate makes me the best bribe, kickback offer, or shameless reciprocation of services. You want the might of Zetta, come and start the bidding!
[What financial resources is he talking about? Well, funny thing... the Dark Assembly sort of handed Zetta a weapon almighty in the course of deliberately screwing over his bill. At first upset, Zetta had what is for him an unprecendented stroke of genius. With the help of a hot mad genius girlfriend and his own surprisingly-high TEC score, Zetta has rigged the bathroom to be a pay toilet.]
[From the inside. You get inside, you do your business, and you're charged a modest fee to be allowed out again. Or you get to sit in there till the Prinnies let you out and shake you down for some valuables... which they usually wait to do until the person has been inside for long enough to consider being shaken down by Prinnies well worth their freedom.]
[Oh, on slow days he Invites it in crowded areas just to make people run for it. Or sends a minion around to bonk people with it, thereby inflicting its status effect on people. ]
[As for Zetta, these days he's simply claimed an unused classroom for his room (not that any of them are used, but nevertheless), moved in some comfortable furniture, and has sprawled out in relative luxury. He may not be a genius, but he has a certain amount of cunning.]
Except I don't have a hat. I think I'll go the Slytherin route here and throw the awesome weight of my mana and vast financial resources behind whichever candidate makes me the best bribe, kickback offer, or shameless reciprocation of services. You want the might of Zetta, come and start the bidding!
[What financial resources is he talking about? Well, funny thing... the Dark Assembly sort of handed Zetta a weapon almighty in the course of deliberately screwing over his bill. At first upset, Zetta had what is for him an unprecendented stroke of genius. With the help of a hot mad genius girlfriend and his own surprisingly-high TEC score, Zetta has rigged the bathroom to be a pay toilet.]
[From the inside. You get inside, you do your business, and you're charged a modest fee to be allowed out again. Or you get to sit in there till the Prinnies let you out and shake you down for some valuables... which they usually wait to do until the person has been inside for long enough to consider being shaken down by Prinnies well worth their freedom.]
[Oh, on slow days he Invites it in crowded areas just to make people run for it. Or sends a minion around to bonk people with it, thereby inflicting its status effect on people. ]
[As for Zetta, these days he's simply claimed an unused classroom for his room (not that any of them are used, but nevertheless), moved in some comfortable furniture, and has sprawled out in relative luxury. He may not be a genius, but he has a certain amount of cunning.]
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2013-02-11 14:39gimmegamedammit
gimmegamedammit[It seems someone was quite busy over the night, because when everyone wakes up, there are a lot of signs, flags, posters, and fliers up all around the school. All of them seem to be about 1 person.]
[Yes it seems Asagi is quite excited about the news of an election. The signs are everywhere. You can't turn a corner and not see her smiling mug 4 times. Even the mens rooms and teacher lounges were not spared.And that's not all. It seems Asagi got herself a bus.]
[And by Bus I mean a tank that she stole and decked it out with her face and posters. Said tank is currently driving through the hallways of the school, smashing up the statues, and causing Prinnies to flee in terror. Asagi herself is standing on top of the bus/tank, holding a bullhorn set to max volume.]
Everyone listen! You won't regret your decision! Vote for Asagi, Firm but Flexible! Also, I enjoy long lonesome journeys!
[Yes it seems Asagi is quite excited about the news of an election. The signs are everywhere. You can't turn a corner and not see her smiling mug 4 times. Even the mens rooms and teacher lounges were not spared.And that's not all. It seems Asagi got herself a bus.]
[And by Bus I mean a tank that she stole and decked it out with her face and posters. Said tank is currently driving through the hallways of the school, smashing up the statues, and causing Prinnies to flee in terror. Asagi herself is standing on top of the bus/tank, holding a bullhorn set to max volume.]
Everyone listen! You won't regret your decision! Vote for Asagi, Firm but Flexible! Also, I enjoy long lonesome journeys!
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2013-01-28 13:14trolled_justice
trolled_justice[Where has Pamela been all this time? That's a very good question]
[It's quite possible you spied her going through the dimension gate some time ago. But now she's back, looking somewhat worse for wear (or maybe she's just dirty... but that's a form of worse for wear, isn't it?).]
[She'll eventually make her way over to the dorm building, staring at the room listing...]
He's... gone...
[That statement carries some obvious relief, but then her eyes narrow as she stares at another name: Evangeline]
((ooc: So Pamela has been gone from the campus premises for some time, wandering the wildernesses available through the Dimensional Gate and searching for a way back. She ended up fighting a bunch of hostile demons insteadand leveling up.))
[It's quite possible you spied her going through the dimension gate some time ago. But now she's back, looking somewhat worse for wear (or maybe she's just dirty... but that's a form of worse for wear, isn't it?).]
[She'll eventually make her way over to the dorm building, staring at the room listing...]
He's... gone...
[That statement carries some obvious relief, but then her eyes narrow as she stares at another name: Evangeline]
((ooc: So Pamela has been gone from the campus premises for some time, wandering the wildernesses available through the Dimensional Gate and searching for a way back. She ended up fighting a bunch of hostile demons instead
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2012-12-24 09:59gimmegamedammit
gimmegamedammit[A narrator starts to speak suddenly nearby. You can't see who is saying it, but you can hear it just like they were right next to you.]
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netherworld, all the creatures were sturing, no one was in dreamworld.
For you see the demons of this world didn't believe in Christmas, they were all rotten and evil and cared more for their mistress.
This would not do, thought a mysterious voice, there most be someone who wants to rejoice.
Our story begins with with just such an individual, who was standing around those more clinical.
For while everyone else was busy being a grump, they didn't want to be in such a slump.
They decided to get off the wall, and head down towards the buildings main hall.
[The voice stops, but you feel that something is staring at you, wanting you to do as the voice said.]
[OOC: It's the Christmas season, and I wanted to do something special. Inspired by a south park Christmas episode, your characters are going to hear a narrator telling them what to do in rhyme, and the voice will not let them be until they go along with them. I hope you guys enjoy, and I will do my best to rhyme correctly!]
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netherworld, all the creatures were sturing, no one was in dreamworld.
For you see the demons of this world didn't believe in Christmas, they were all rotten and evil and cared more for their mistress.
This would not do, thought a mysterious voice, there most be someone who wants to rejoice.
Our story begins with with just such an individual, who was standing around those more clinical.
For while everyone else was busy being a grump, they didn't want to be in such a slump.
They decided to get off the wall, and head down towards the buildings main hall.
[The voice stops, but you feel that something is staring at you, wanting you to do as the voice said.]
[OOC: It's the Christmas season, and I wanted to do something special. Inspired by a south park Christmas episode, your characters are going to hear a narrator telling them what to do in rhyme, and the voice will not let them be until they go along with them. I hope you guys enjoy, and I will do my best to rhyme correctly!]
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2012-11-26 11:38gimmegamedammit
gimmegamedammit[Action]
Ohohohohohohoho!!
[The voice echoed throughout the main hall of the academy. On top of the statue in the main hall stands someone people may recognize.]
Greetings! I am the great Asagi, the girl destined to become the greatest main character of all time!
[She then she stood there smiling and nodding, as if listening to the applause of people inside her head.]
Thank you, thank you. I am sure you are all honored to have someone as great and well known as me here.
Ohohohohohohoho!!
[The voice echoed throughout the main hall of the academy. On top of the statue in the main hall stands someone people may recognize.]
Greetings! I am the great Asagi, the girl destined to become the greatest main character of all time!
[She then she stood there smiling and nodding, as if listening to the applause of people inside her head.]
Thank you, thank you. I am sure you are all honored to have someone as great and well known as me here.
