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[gotmyending]

Okay everybody, listen up! I got some important questions for you all.

Number one: What kind of movies do you like? Number two: What do you like to see and do NOT like to see in movies? Number two-- no, number three: What's something you've always wanted to see in a movie, but haven't? I guess that's relevant to people who've never seen any before. Apparently there's some of you like that out there. That's just sad.

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[gotmyending]

Isn't it obvious?

[notjustinthemirror]

That's why I'm asking.

[gotmyending]

I'm gonna make a movie! You know you want in on this. It's gonna be great. Or, fucking terrible. Either way, it'll be fun.

[notjustinthemirror]

I know that I don't want to be in it.

Are you going to film it entirely on your phone? This is gonna be one of those shitty 'found footage' documentaries isn't it?

[gotmyending]

You don't have to act. There's tons of other stuff you can do. And no way, that shit is way overdone. I'm gonna ask the senate to give me a budget.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'd rather let the Oro hollow out my sternum with a spoon.

You think they're going to give you money to make a movie? And even if they do, don't you need ... people? A crew? And computers and effects and shit?

[gotmyending]

Yeah, of course we do. That's why I'm gonna ask for equipment and stuff. We might have to do some effects the old fashioned way. Hey, it'll work, you'll see.

[notjustinthemirror]

If you say so. What's this movie gonna be about anyway?

[gotmyending]

I'm thinking something sci-fi. Aliens versus humans in a desperate struggle! But, ya know, put a new spin on it so it's not just like Independence Day part 2 or some bullshit.

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't think they're going to give you the budget for that big of a movie.

Maybe aim a little lower.

Where are you even going to get aliens?

[gotmyending]

Costumes, makeup, you know, movie stuff. I mean, there might be aliens here for all I know, though. Considering everything else I've met here.

I'll see what kind of budget they give me, and I'll work on it from there. No big deal.

[notjustinthemirror]

I admire your resolve.

And I look forward to watching the trainwreck that will be this filming.

[gotmyending]

Good, bad, it'll be entertaining either way.

[notjustinthemirror]

[He just shakes his head. Though it could have been worse, he could have been rooming with the demon that thought that evil was rescuing kittens.]

So long as it gets made you're happy?

[gotmyending]

Yeaaah pretty much. I mean, if it turns out awesome and I make a ton of money off of it, all the better. I can pay off that debt with it!

[notjustinthemirror]

Well there's always sequels.

[gotmyending]

Sequels, licensing, merchandise... If it doesn't suck, I can be out of here in no time.

[notjustinthemirror]

Merchandising in this place might be hysterical. You could have guns, swords, penguin launching catapults.