[video]

[gotmyending]

Okay everybody, listen up! I got some important questions for you all.

Number one: What kind of movies do you like? Number two: What do you like to see and do NOT like to see in movies? Number two-- no, number three: What's something you've always wanted to see in a movie, but haven't? I guess that's relevant to people who've never seen any before. Apparently there's some of you like that out there. That's just sad.

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[notjustinthemirror]

I don't want to know why you're asking, do I?

[mooned_hime]

Anything not involving pretty boys with tentacle dragons.

[... because of this conversation she had earlier]

[cutestsuperweapon]

What's a movie?

[gotmyending]

Isn't it obvious?

[gotmyending]

That's pretty specific. What the hell even is a tentacle dragon?

[mooned_hime]

A dragon with tentacles, I would assume.

[Makes sense to her]

[gotmyending]

Man. I knew this was gonna happen. They don't have movies in Bizzaro Land? Ya know, the cinema? Moving pictures? The talkies?

[notjustinthemirror]

That's why I'm asking.

[gotmyending]

Never heard of a dragon with tentacles. Then again, they're fictional, so I guess they can have tentacles if they want. But okay. [He scrawls this down in a notebook.] No... tentacle... dragons.

[mooned_hime]

And don't forget the pretty boys. No pretty boys with the dragons.

[cutestsuperweapon]

It's really El Hazard, not Bizarro Land...

And, uhm, talkies? Moving pictures? Is like when my master made huge pictures of himself and had large flying bugs carry them so when he was making a demanding speech they'd show his facial expression to the people he made the speech to, despite being away?

I think these pictures count as moving...

[hamburger_princess]

What's a movie?

[ruffntumblenut]

I like movies with action!

And funny stuff!

And badass people!

...OH! OH Vikings! I've never seen a movie with Vikings! I mean...I've only seen like five movies in my life but I've never seen a movie with Vikings.

[gotmyending]

I'm gonna make a movie! You know you want in on this. It's gonna be great. Or, fucking terrible. Either way, it'll be fun.

[gotmyending]

[Writing] Or pretty...b-- Wow. Yeah. That does sound pretty creepy. How about something you actually wanna see? What are your thoughts on shoot-outs?

[gotmyending]

Well, that's-- [He cocks his head, thinking] creative, it's not the same thing. Okay, you see how we're talking on this video phone? [He waves at the camera for emphasis] These things also record stuff and you can watch it again and again. Movies are kinda made that way. I mean, it's also WAY more complicated than that, but so you get the idea.

[gotmyending]

Another one who doesn't know! Man, I am sad for all you people. Okay. Basically, it's uh, well you know what a play is, right? Imagine that, but one you can watch any time you want on something kinda like this phone. That make sense?

[gotmyending]

[He starts scribbling this all down.] Action... Don't worry, there'll be plenty of action and badass people. Shootouts and showdowns! Life and death struggles!

Vikings? [Thinkin' thinkin'] You know, you're right. I mean, I've seen a ton of movies, and Vikings are indeed a rare topic.

[highsodiumfreak]

Dramas, mostly. Psychological thrillers, things like that. I'm not a huge fan of crappy twist endings or obvious inaccuracies, and...I don't know.

Why are you asking?

[notjustinthemirror]

I know that I don't want to be in it.

Are you going to film it entirely on your phone? This is gonna be one of those shitty 'found footage' documentaries isn't it?

[gotmyending]

Yeah, thrillers are good. I think that's what I'm gonna go for. Sci-fi action thriller! And no crappy twists. What to I look like, that Shyamalan schmuck?

Cuz I'm gonna try to make one.

[gotmyending]

You don't have to act. There's tons of other stuff you can do. And no way, that shit is way overdone. I'm gonna ask the senate to give me a budget.

[highsodiumfreak]

[chuckle] God, no.

How? I don't see any cameras, or anything that could serve as a studio.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, so it's like records from people talking while they talk with other people who are talking to them.

I hope the movie people asked for permission, it'd be really bad not to!

[Now she actually knows what a video is. Good job!]

[mooned_hime]

Oh, like spell card duels? Those are always exciting.