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[gotmyending]

Okay everybody, listen up! I got some important questions for you all.

Number one: What kind of movies do you like? Number two: What do you like to see and do NOT like to see in movies? Number two-- no, number three: What's something you've always wanted to see in a movie, but haven't? I guess that's relevant to people who've never seen any before. Apparently there's some of you like that out there. That's just sad.

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[cutestsuperweapon]

It's really El Hazard, not Bizarro Land...

And, uhm, talkies? Moving pictures? Is like when my master made huge pictures of himself and had large flying bugs carry them so when he was making a demanding speech they'd show his facial expression to the people he made the speech to, despite being away?

I think these pictures count as moving...

[gotmyending]

Well, that's-- [He cocks his head, thinking] creative, it's not the same thing. Okay, you see how we're talking on this video phone? [He waves at the camera for emphasis] These things also record stuff and you can watch it again and again. Movies are kinda made that way. I mean, it's also WAY more complicated than that, but so you get the idea.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, so it's like records from people talking while they talk with other people who are talking to them.

I hope the movie people asked for permission, it'd be really bad not to!

[Now she actually knows what a video is. Good job!]

[gotmyending]

Well, only if ya want it to. People in the movie will give permission cuz they'll be acting in it. Like a play. Get it?

[cutestsuperweapon]

I think I do get it. Thank you for explaining it.

But, uhm, I really do have a question.

[She paused, then gave a sheepish smile.]

What's a play? Is it like one of those board games that the nice justice heroine - who didn't attack me! - likes?

[gotmyending]

You don't even know what a play is?! [He's convinced you come from the worst universe ever.] Shit, what do people there do for entertainment? Watch paint dry? Wait around for their eventual deaths?

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't know. I mostly flew around and did missions for master, but most of all I swept the fortress with my broom!

I'm really good at sweeping, I think. I never blew anything up by accident.