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[A flabbergasted Ifurita standing in rubble and what looked like several smashed crates of supplies.]

I am SO SOOORRY EVERYONE! This is probably all my fault! After I banned videogames by accident, I think they really are just mad at this and are misunderstood and want hugs!

So please stop trying to hurt them and talk it out, okay? What have I done... I really need to find the zombie leader and apologiEEEEEEEEP!

[At this point, a large shadow appeared over her, increasing in size. Evidently, a supply crate. She reacted with instinct, and ended up firing a massive blast at the crate, ripping it (and its contents) to pieces]

Why are they throwing crates at me! I don't get iiiit!

[OOC: Alternatively, feel free to have your character be affected by this. For example by crate debris suddenly going their way.]

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Huh.

Guess I'll have to get them black market, then blatantly play them while they're teaching class then.

Why would you do that? That doesn't make sense.

[Yeah, she hadn't really managed to understand the school thing so far.]

Because its a stupid rule and I don't care about following it.

Why else?

Oh, I see. Well, I don't understand, but uhm, if my hime-sama demands more games I will probably have to find ways...

[She paused. Then thought about it. What ways could she try?]

...maybe I'll ask some of the demons nicely...

What's not to understand?

Ok, nevermind, obviously you're missing the point! You don't get things from demons by being nice! That makes them mad and not want to give you anything! and just get her games from the black market!

Oh, so I just need to look for the black market. Uhm, do the prinnies know where it is, or should I ask a teacher?

I don't really know how they look like, other than them being black. Is it the buildingd that are black?

(Claps hand to her forehead REALLY hard)

NO, its not building, that's just the name for illegal items! And why would you ask a teacher since they're most likely to uphold the ban?!

You know what, let me get the games! If you tried it, they'd think you were a narc!

What's a narc? Is it like a ditz or a nit? Because I am those, I think.

And I didn't know it was the name for that. And the teachers are so confusing! I thought they wanted to go against rules but then they uphold them and go against upholding. I'm confused!

It means someone who obviously doesn't belong there!

Anyway, yeah, don't try to understand this weirdness. It just gets worse by the second. Just do what Kaguya tells you, ok?

Well, I obviously don't belong here. So that fits!

[She nodded.]

Okay, I was doing that anyway, when she tells me what to do. Most of the rest of the time I just sweep or help people, like I helped you.

Ok ok, let me explain a little better. Say you had a group of three friends, and two of you wanted to, I dunno, steal something you really like, but the third friend was only pretending to want the item when he really wanted his other two friends to get in trouble for trying to take it. That would be a narc.

DON'T BE A NARC, THAT IS BAD.

Helped me?

I'm not a narc then! That seems not really what I'd do! I'll do my best not to be a narc for sure!

[And she put 'narc' into the 'bad' pile mentally as easily as she had out 'evil' into the 'nice things' pile. Girl was really pretty easy to influence in some ways...]

Well, when you dug your canyon!

I don't know about that. You seem pretty Narc-ish.

[Ok, she was being a bitch, but she wasn't lying].

Yeah, have a point. I actually had a few people help with...my VALLEY, not canyon.

How am I narcish?!

Well, uhm, isn't a valley like a broad canyon?

Not in a direct way, but you always want to do the right thing. So if I said we should smuggle video games illegally, you'll be all "that will be wrong, wah wah" and shit.

A valley is...nicer, I guess?

I will? That's good to know, I didn't know that. Should I pronounce the 'waah waah' like that, too?

[She looked like she just learned something new.]

Valleys are nice, that's true.

Oh god, what the hell is-look, just let me handle the video games ok?! You;re enough to drive someone crazy!

[She shrugged] Long as it gets the job done, sure.

Okay, I'm sorry, I wasn't sure.

But prettier gets the job done better, no?

It's fine. Look, I might have to teach you how to be more, uh, evil, when Kaguya is concerned, ok? You want to be a good "pet" right?

Eh. Hard to tell with demons though.

I don't know what a pet does, I'll mostly be a good servant, I think! Try that is, I forget things a lot.

I know, I'm one and sometimes I don't even know what I'm thinking, tehe.

Yeah, I think there's a reason she needs more than one, not that I'm calling myself a servant.

Might wanna look into that.

Well, she probably is a master-type of person and they always need more servant-type people, right? For conquering and buying things and such.

How would I look into it?

Or body guarding, yeah.

By asking other demons if they can somehow make it so you know what you're thinking, I don't know, I'm not a fucking magician!

I just have to make sure not to move into her barrages again, that's scary.

I could try asking them. Maybe the nice sparkling vampire can help?

What's a fucking magician? Is that like a fire magician?

Barrages?

Uh, try the non sparkling ones. They might help.

No. No it is not. "Fucking' is a curse word someone says when they're getting pissed.

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