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[cutestsuperweapon]

[A flabbergasted Ifurita standing in rubble and what looked like several smashed crates of supplies.]

I am SO SOOORRY EVERYONE! This is probably all my fault! After I banned videogames by accident, I think they really are just mad at this and are misunderstood and want hugs!

So please stop trying to hurt them and talk it out, okay? What have I done... I really need to find the zombie leader and apologiEEEEEEEEP!

[At this point, a large shadow appeared over her, increasing in size. Evidently, a supply crate. She reacted with instinct, and ended up firing a massive blast at the crate, ripping it (and its contents) to pieces]

Why are they throwing crates at me! I don't get iiiit!


[OOC: Alternatively, feel free to have your character be affected by this. For example by crate debris suddenly going their way.]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

Well you should stop standing under them.

[Flawless logic.]

I thought it was pretty funny actually. Creative at least.

[cutestsuperweapon]

What about the zombie!?

U-uhm, anyway...do you think that could work? Let me try...

[She moved to the side. After a bit of waiting, it did, indeed, work.]

It worked!

[notjustinthemirror]

What about the zombie?

I'm a damn hero. I want a parade.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Wouldn't it mind?

And, uhm, I'd throw you one, but I don't think I can do a parade on my own. Uhm, like this?

`[She tried parade stepping. It was not very successful.]

[notjustinthemirror]

They don't have minds. They're zombies. They eat minds.

Not a big horror movie fan I take it?

[Yeah, he's not impressed with the one-demon parade. Sorry.]

[cutestsuperweapon]

But they seem to have minds, they even tried to hug me.

Horror movie? What is that?

[She continued to fail to impress...]

[notjustinthemirror]

They probably wanted to eat you. _{Assuming there's anything to eat in there.}

Which part are you confused on? The Horror or the Movie? .... It's both isn't it?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, they did try to bite me for some reason but that only hurt them, poor things.

[She blinked] Uhm, a movie is when someone u7ses the MyPhone things and films two people talking, right? Just bigger. But what's horror about people talking?

[There were no movies on her world, but someone explained movies to her, so she roughly knew what they were. Mostly.]

[notjustinthemirror]

It's ... well that's close enough I suppose.

There's other things too. It's complicated. Billy's trying to make one, and then you can see. Assuming it's something other than his feet.

Should have made a zombie movie.

And they tried to bite you because they're hungry and they think you're full of delicious organs.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I see. Although I don't see how feet feature in that...

Well, they really shouldn't try to use me as good! I wouldn't taste well, I think, and they can't get through my skin, too. Ends up hurting them...

[notjustinthemirror]

They shouldn't is my point. You'd understand if you saw a lot of found footage movies.

No I'm not explaining that one either.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Foot-age does have feet in it...but why old feet?

Aww, you were good at explaining, I think!

[notjustinthemirror]

Not foot age. The .. the stuff that gets recorded is called footage.

Look, I'm not explaining the entire language to you. Why don't you ask the prinnies for a dictionary?

[cutestsuperweapon]

That's actually a very good idea, thank you! [She writes it down into a small notebook. Yep. Really.]

You are always so nice! I'm really grateful.

[notjustinthemirror]

[Just... all the staring.]

That wasn't exactly my intention.

[How did he end up always helping people? He's gonna lose all his demon cred.]

You're welcome I suppose.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, there's no need to be humble. You can be really kind and nice, I'm glad to have people like you around.

[notjustinthemirror]

Right. You need someone to follow you around and make sure crates don't fall on you.

[cutestsuperweapon]

It would help, so I stop destroying these things! I really don't want to do that.

[notjustinthemirror]

Next time things start falling from the sky, go inside.

[cutestsuperweapon]

That's a good idea, I didn't think of that!
But what if they fall on me inside?

[notjustinthemirror]

.. Through the ceiling?

I don't think this shit is that heavy.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, I don't know, I flew to the ceiling by accident a few times when I was too fast.

[notjustinthemirror]

That was more you attacking the ceiling than the ceiling attacking you. Maybe you should apologize.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I tried that, but I don't think th ceiling would understand words, since it's not alive.

And I didn't really attack it, I just moved too fast!

[notjustinthemirror]

You tried to talk to the zombies and they're not alive either.

Either way, crates shouldn't fall from the ceiling inside. Unless they're suspended by a crane or a block and tackle assembly. And if you stand under that that's your own fault.