Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

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[demondogking]

[What was that? Looks like something kinda neat being read there.]

Heeeey, hey! Whatcha got there? Is that supposed to be the book we're supposed to be reading in class? I don't think I even have one on me. You don't mind sharing it for a bit, do ya?

[nolieking]

Not at all. I am simply wasting class time, as any proper demon should.

[However, he's still handing him the magazine, because he's read it dozens of times already, and spreading the word of sardines is always a good thing.]

[demondogking]

Like a proper demon, huh? Guess I'm going to be up for one heck of a culture shock coming real soon if things like that is being said.

[He does, however, show great gratitude by a simple tail wagging and a cheery smile once the magazine has been given to him! In which he'll start flipping into the pages immediately soaking up whatever information is shown.]

Oh, are you a fisherman? Sure is a lot of fishing tips and guides about this sardine thing, here. I knew some people eats 'em with pizza, but never thought a sardinecicle is a thing!

[nolieking]

The freezing preserves the nutrients. Great choice for dessert, really. You should try it sometime.

That aside, no, I am nothing of the sort. Rewarding as the profession would be, I am most suited to my job of Prinny Instructor.

[demondogking]

I think I'll pass on that, but if Miyu ever decides to come by here, then I'll let her know! I think she should enjoy them being a snow cat spirit and all.

-- Prinny Instructor?! [P A U S E. Oh, okay Val. You may be having a dog invading your space now.] You mean YOU are the one who was responsible for training those admirable, explosive beings to perform and carry out tasks, give the most heart-moving stories of their pains and triumphs of victories, and have them be the most valued partner for an adventurer ever?! That's so awesome!

Then you've gotta be a master adventurer yourself then, right?! Right?!

[nolieking]

[Kanata? You are now his favorite person in this place.]

Hmhmhm. So, you've seen my handiwork! There are many Prinny Instructors, but I pride myself on only having the best and brightest of Prinnies leave my care. It moves me to hear you are so satisfied with them.

My job, however, requires that I remain in Hades. I am not, nor have I ever been, an adventurer. And you? You seem to have a passion for that path.

[demondogking]

Not only have I seen them first hand, but they've been a real reliable source of support no matter what! Sure, there had been some bad times when the Prinnies lost their way, but it was quickly remedied when a heart-pumping adventure against a tough boss was beaten! Although I think Etna did overwork them, but they seem fine enough to me.

[And he places a fist into his hand in a 'aha' manner.] Oh, I know that feeling. My official title is the Demon God King that is supposed to be taking rule over Empyria, back in the Netheruniverse. But I do admit that I have a burning passion about adventures! The journey to get to the end, the challenges you face, the things you learn along the way to get stronger, and more! People say its just a romanticized ideal, but I say its because they don't have their heart into it!