Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

"Hey, it could be worse Ruff. We might actually have to know how these things work mechanically. Your head would explode."

[ruffntumblenut]

Heh...that would be messy and awesome.

...I mean not for me but it would be cool to see. I did that to a guy once. His head grew back though.

[hit_girl_mindy]

What the...what guy was this?

[ruffntumblenut]

Uh...really huge. Lotsa hair. Glowing eyes. He was fast too. Like a blur. He busted my helmet so I took the horns, jammed them into his head, yanked them out, punched my fists into the holes and used lightning to pop him form the inside like a ball of meat.

[hit_girl_mindy]

The fuck? Jeez. Kinda extreme.

(and hot, but she's not going to get into that right now).

Was this after we left the ship?

[ruffntumblenut]

Extremely AWESOME!

No this was during that big tournament we were in.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Oh yeah.

[Suddenly tight lipped, pissed off about what happened in that tournament].

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh knock it off.

[headlock]

We're in a new world. All that crap is in the past now right?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Easy for you to say spindly! At least you were in the finals!

[Ducks out of the headlock, wagging her finger in a "no" fashion, winking.

And what do you plan to do in this new world?

[ruffntumblenut]

Same thing I do in every other world.

[Lunges at her]

Whatever. I. Want!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Snorts] What, be a dumbass?

*sidesteps her, landing on her back*

[ruffntumblenut]

[Grunts and rolls hard trying to throw her off]

It's worked for me so far!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Hangs on]

Good! So, think we'll be in the same room?

[ruffntumblenut]

[Flattens her between the floor and her body]

We better! Who do we talk to about it?

[hit_girl_mindy]

(Twists and kicks, making Ruffnut earn every inch.)

I don't think we get to decide that one!

(Low kick!)

[ruffntumblenut]

[Takes the kick like a firmly planted tree. She'll pay for that later but for now it gives her the chance to put an arm around Mindy's neck]

Well then let's go find who's making those choices and make them decide it!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Don't forget that Mindy's neck is pretty strong, Ruffnut. She's already shaking her head quickly left and right, smashing into your arm].

Just...check...your myphone!

[ruffntumblenut]

[And then without warning drops her stretching her arms and fake yawning]

Oh alright if you insist. I'll stop kicking your butt and mess around with the phone some more.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Pfft. Maybe one day when you can program a phone you can kick my ass. Don't hold your breath.

[Straightens out her clothes] Have any money those prinnies brought over?

[ruffntumblenut]

[pauses and pats all of her pockets pulling out a small drawstring bag.]

About this much.

[Not much to speak of really.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Hmm. I'm gonna check mind on the myphone.

[clicks a few buttons, looking bored, then stops, eyes widening].

[ruffntumblenut]

What's up? Is it good news? for once?

[Leaning over her shoulder pressed up against her because...what is personal space?]

[hit_girl_mindy]

I...someone's probably messing with me. Gotta be. I can't have THIS much. I haven't since I lived on earth.

[Shows her that she has half a million dollars in the bank, covering it].

[ruffntumblenut]

[Eyes get big]

That's aloooot of zeroes.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Mumbles] Yeah. I better start putting passwords and security on this shit. It's the underworld. Who knows what they would do if they knew?

[Is really REALLY happy but keeping a straight face somehow].