Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Going to class and learning would be the responsible and dutiful thing to do.

[hit_girl_mindy]

So I...don't do that?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Exactly! Now you're catching on!

[hit_girl_mindy]

*face palms*

Then why BE HERE in the first place?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

So you can get a taste of true demon culture and upbringing! Down here you'll experience life in a way I could only tell you about before.

For instance, you should have a LOT easier time checking the status screen here.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, guess there's that. Still, might be fun to kick around the school a little bit.

I noticed that, yeah. Much easier now.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Exactly. Important stuff, right? Figured you'd be thrilled, with the power of information in battle and all.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Of course I'm thrilled! But I wouldn't be any kind of aspiring demon if I showed it, right? You know everyone's going to be calling me kid and dumb shit like that at first. Best to let them see me unflappable.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hey! You're allowed to enjoy stuff? When have I not enjoyed stuff?

[hit_girl_mindy]

I'll enjoy stuff, trust me! Just gonna do some info gathering first.

I mean come on, Ruff and I in school together? You'll be lucky if there aren't explosions every day...not caused by your girlfriend.

Actually she'll probably show us how to make them happen.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeah, well, crude bedroom jokes go here all around. But yes, I expect you two to adapt quickly. And become all the stronger for it!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Bedroom jo-ooh. I see what you did there.

Damn right. Just gotta get Ruffnut to learning how to use this myphone thing. Also I think that old scientist guy is hiring her for something.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...old scientist guy?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah. Farnsworth or some shit like that. I only glanced at his status screen a moment. Real smart though.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

He's not smart at all if he's trying to steal MY disciple!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Being smart as a scientist does not mean smart as a person. There's still plenty of room to be a dumb ass.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

No kidding! But today he'll learn a valuable freaking lesson!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Not to fall asleep in class? I think he's still learning that one.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

No! The dangers of messing with an Overlord!

[He's in one of THOSE moods -- susceptible to almost any bait.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Are you seriously this pissed? He's an old dude.

You could sneeze on him and he'll keel over.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Of course I'm pissed. You're MY disciples.

[This seems to mean a damn lot to Zetta.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Can't believe I'm going to say this]

But wouldn't this be, like, a sidequest? It's pretty much him hiring out muscle. I mean, we have a DEBT now.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

So does the old guy, right? Where's he gonna get the money from? There's probably none involved!

[hit_girl_mindy]

You know, that's a good point. But then if that's the case, Ruffnut will just go and beat him. He can't say he never saw it coming.

I just think its a good idea for her to get out there, expel some energy.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Trust me. The Netherworld's practically built for her. She won't find any shortage of fun and excitement here.

Frankly, I think she'll be more at home here than anywhere else she's ever been.