Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ (
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netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
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Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
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These sound nothing like Tetris, I really must try them!
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So to make that happen, you gotta pass that bill. To pass that bill, you gotta submit that bill. To submit that bill, you gotta get stronger and level up. To get stronger and level up, you gotta beat up monsters. To beat up monsters, you gotta go on an adventure. To go on an adventure... well, that's just up to you on how you want to start one.
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D-Delegate... on adventures?! You can't be serious!
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[... she did send quite a few people on them before, after all]
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Mm... man, maybe it's just because I'm a king myself that it sounds kinda... I dunno... weak? I guess?
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Kings and princesses are two different things.
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And as the Demon Dog King, I'll make sure that you'll be grinding up all the levels so your own future fun times on getting those games will be hard earned and worked for!
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But to recruit me into your party, you'll have to complete my Impossible Requests!
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Well then. Since apparently you already know what my Impossible Requests are, you should get to it.
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A problem already taken care of!
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Oh! Maybe I should show you something that is Netheruniverse brand that is only found in Empyria instead?
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[It won't fulfill her impossible request, though]
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But I suppose I could give it to you for my own impossible request though.
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[Checking out his myphone then!]
Mm. I wonder if I can get some DLC to import new stuff into them too? I heard costume changes are a thing nowadays.
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...
[She'll randomly look through her myPhone stuff though. Maybe there's something interesting she can find in it]
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Sure does look like a dating sim app. He's just going to be making his way back to where he came from then as he fiddles around with the settings and stuff.]
Huh, that's strange. Don't remember Tsubaki or anyone else in the party signing up for this sort of thing. 'Empyria Memorial III'? Sounds kinda cheesy, but why not? Let's give it a try!
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