Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ (
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netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
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Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
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That doesn't happen for normal people, right?
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But who knows? Maybe its all in your head.
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And, uhm, I'm pretty sure it's not. Unless all humans can float.
[She floated up, hanging into the air just like that.]
Can non-weapon humans do this? Where I am from people couldn't do that so I had carry a princess if we were going to abduct her.
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Huh. Maybe not. I mean, I can float but I gotta say a spell to do it.
Why were you abducting princesses?
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I always lost somehow.
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What kind of card games anyway?
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Was offering a massage bad? She seemed stiff so...
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Huh? Not really, just seems intimate. Then again, I do rub down Ruff since she's stupidly jumping into one stupid thing after another!
That scene does get them shipped a bit, but no, not intimate.
Who is Ruff?
Heh, I figured!
Short for Ruffnut. She's the viking over there.
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[She did, in fact, do so, to show what she had done, in case there was confusion]
But there suddenly was a lot of paper on the floor, even in places I had already swept, most of them near her! She pointed out that paper comes from trees so there probably was a tree somewhere that lost them.
I don't know why the tree was stalking her and I didn't see it, it must be very sneaky. It's a bit scary.
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Uh, yeah. If you see the tree, why don't you try blowing it up, ok?
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I really don't get why.
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It'll probably be less of a problem here though.
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Do you think so? Maybe they do like evil more?
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