Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[foolish_seal]

Ah.

[He's far too jaded to the likes of these things to be surprised.]

A hamlet's just a really small town.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Why would I conquer one of these? That seems odd. Maybe I got the wrong map again...

[She was quite glad for his help, though.]

[foolish_seal]

It's just as best you don't bother. No matter what you try to take over there's always a hero or something that makes things difficult.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, I know, and I keep warning them not to come because they always make things so troublesome and then I accidentally blow them up even though I warn them. They just don't listen and tornado me and stuff like that.

[foolish_seal]

That's usually because they would rather you not do things like that.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well I don't really do anything bad nad, like when I am told to destroy a city I tell everyone to leave first, because well, it'd be bad if anyone got hurt. And I'm not bad, I'm evil.

[foolish_seal]

And what if they don't want the city destroyed?

[cutestsuperweapon]

...I never thought of that! I am pretty sure that I wouldn't get told to destroy a city if that was the case!

[foolish_seal]

I'd be willing to bet otheriwise. You may not be bad, but the people telling you to do things might.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, he did want to conquer things, and if he's bad it's only because I blew him up by accident once.

No, twice. Uhm, thrice? I don't remember. It wasn't really my fault, my staff was just pointing the wrong way...

[She pointed at some staff-thing leaning against a nearby wall. It looked rather harmless, really.]

But he still shouldn't really be bad, just misunderstood. That's what he says!

[foolish_seal]

World's not that simple.

[He gets the distinct feeling that this line of conversation is destined to go nowhere.]

Sorry for that ^^;

[cutestsuperweapon]

It should be, I could understand it then. But I try!

[foolish_seal]

It might do you good to stick around hero-types and see how they do things. might give you a new perspective.

...But that's just a suggestion.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't think I'd be very good at heroic hero things, I'd probably lose the princess and then the dragon would want to marry me, and that'd be as odd as that odd woman wanting to marry me despite me being basically a screwdriver.

[foolish_seal]

Be a hero's sidekick, then.

[cutestsuperweapon]

What do sidekicks do? I haven't met someone like that.

[foolish_seal]

They help out the hero, kinda like a minion helps out a villian, only good.

Logic checkmate.

[cutestsuperweapon]

But that'd be pretty bad. If good is the opposite of evil and evil is about being nice, which it is, then good is about doing bad things, and therefore I'd have to do terrible things! I don't want that!

[foolish_seal]

Wait, who told you that? Evil is doing bad things for the benefit of yourself. And a lot of minions are treated horribly.

[cutestsuperweapon]

My master did explain that to me. He's very evil, he says!

Admittedly, he scolds me a lot when I mess up even though it's really not my fault! So I don't think I'm treated horribly, just a but unfairly.

[foolish_seal]

Did you ever consider that your master might be lying to you? Evil people do that.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Why would he do that? I mean, I am nice and everyone calls me evil, because I am a weapon, so it seems he has a point.

[foolish_seal]

Everyone calls you evil because you're destroying their homes.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No! I have never blown any house up, just a mountain, and I don't even remember doing it and nobody was there! And people called me evil before that, too!

I was supposed to blow houses up but I couldn't because all the people kept mocking me!I wanted to show them with a tree, but they were all looking so I couldn't!

[foolish_seal]

...You're really bad at being evil.

Be good instead. Not as many people want you destroyed.