Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Don't underestimate cooking, kid. Cooking is passion! Cooking is about risking your life! A lifetime of study is not enough!

[hit_girl_mindy]

So you ARE the new home ec teacher. When can I take a class of yours and pretend not to learn?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

You may prepare to eat only once you have sat down at the table!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Come again?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

A meal is served at the table! To eat it while running is to dine and dash!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Uh, yeah. That is true.

So, ok?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

To put it more bluntly, you may only learn if you make it to class.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Why wouldn't I m-

Are you attacking me with monsters on the way or something?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Not on purpose! But that is very common in the Netherworld. The question is not if you will burn yourself on the stove, but where you are cooking.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[The analogies...]

I guess you have a point. I'll try to get to you when you're teaching.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahya! I hope you have a legendary butler on your side, then!

[hit_girl_mindy]

I wish.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Then only your love of cooking will guide you to the classrooms.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Well, it was always going to end up that way anyway.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Of course, once there, you cannot leave until your training is completed. Such is the dedication the Kitchen Fist requires!

[hit_girl_mindy]

What do you mean "I cannot leave?" Are you trapping me or something?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Home Ec is a class you cannot leave until you pass it!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Shouldn't I have the option to actually, you know, do other things like hang out with friends or train? You know, like a regular class?

[Did he literally mean she couldn't leave until she passed? How long would that even take?]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

You underestimate the dedication necessary to master the heart of cooking!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Its not really that so much as it is me not wearing myself out, you know?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

A knife that wears down from slicing the simplest ingredients cannot serve a chef.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Again with the cooking analogies...]

Look, is there just someway you can teach me where I can at least pop in and take a daily class? It's not like I don't wanna learn, but apparently I'm serving vassals and shit, not to mention all the other training I have to do.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Pop in and take a class!? These are words that cause me terrible pain! Do you eat food with only a fraction of your mouth!?

[hit_girl_mindy]

No, but if you can work out a schedule, I would go the delinquent route and start taking them.

I AM serious about cooking.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

And when will you have time for other classes or outside work? From the moment you step foot into the Home Ec classroom, you will become a student of Home Ec! The first class for any student is to meditate for two hundred hours on the nature of ingredients.