Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

Mindy Macready was not unobservant, and in a new place, she hated surprises. So while the teacher was playing tetris, she was busy on her myphone, looking up its capabilities.

"Nice..."

[good_news_everyone]

I suppose there are some nice things about technology that doesn't interface with the human nervous system--Oh who am I kidding, THIS THING IS A PIECE OF CRAP! [hurls his down on the floor]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Whoa. Crazy old guy. This just got interesting.

"A piece of crap? No kidding. You think you could make something better?"

[good_news_everyone]

Could I make something better!?

I'm the Professor!

I can make anything something better!

[hit_girl_mindy]

That's some heavy boasting old man. How do I know you're not just blowing smoke up my ass?

[good_news_everyone]

When you get to be an old scientist the only opinion you care about is your peers in the scientific community. I don't need to impress you.

[hit_girl_mindy]

So you can't do it?

[good_news_everyone]

Whaa?

Can't do what?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Make a better my-dude, are you just an alzheimers reject? Just so I know?

[good_news_everyone]

Oh, I'm not just an alzheimers reject.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Ok, you got my attention. What else are you?

[good_news_everyone]

Ohh, I just engage in everyday 31st century nerd hobbies. You know, mad science, playing god, building doomsday devices~

[hit_girl_mindy]

Maybe that's why the demons want you?

[ruffntumblenut]

[Leaning over her resting her chin on the top of her head]

Man...whatever happened to ink and parchment? I mean...I never used it much but still...simple.

[hit_girl_mindy]

"Are you joking? This is gonna be way easier than stupid pen and paper! The only way it would be simpler is if the damn thing read your thoughts!"

[ruffntumblenut]

...

Can it do that?!

[hit_girl_mindy]

NO! Not yet, anyway.

Come on dude, play around with it a bit, you'll figure it out!

[ruffntumblenut]

[Jabbing at it opening random programs. A flash goes off as she takes her own befuddled picture]

I'm BLIND!!

[hit_girl_mindy]

No you're not! Here, get closer: it just took your picture, see?

[There now appears a bad picture of Ruffnut].

[ruffntumblenut]

PFft HAHAHHAAHA! You love such a dorky looking girl!

[hit_girl_mindy]

*sighs* You are such an ass.

*demonstrates how to take a picture*

I'd say read the instructions, but that's not a real demon thing to do, I guess.

[ruffntumblenut]

Also not a real viking thing to do.

[Without warning snaps a picture of Mindy, it probably looks goofy]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Vikings probably would take lots of pictures!

Hey! [Pushes her head down, nooging her]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Cackles and wrestles with her dropping the phone for now, lanky arms wrapping around her girlfriend and tickling at her sides]

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Mindy realized there was definitely things to enjoy more than just being Zen. She laughed, tripping Ruffnut up and trying to sit on top of her, not caring who was watching.