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netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
netherworld_lolitics) wrote in netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
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Peek at who?
[pokes one of his little red cheeks]
He's all squishy heh.
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Pikachu. The electric mouse Pokémon.
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[Rubbing both his cheeks now with her rough fingers]
What do you mean electric?
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[Yup, he's in heaven now. Although she's going to build up a dangerous amount of static electricity in her fingers by doing that...]
They produce electricity from their cheeks.
[Geez, this girl obviously doesn't know much about Pokémon. Then again, if this is supposed to be another dimension or whatever, he supposes that it makes sense that some people don't know what Pokémon are.]
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[Lets go of Pikachu and holds her two fingers apart. A bolt of lightning connects between the two crackling and dancing through the air]
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[He'd give her a demonstration of Pikachu's full extent of electric powers, but considering that they're in a classroom with lots of people in it right now, this really isn't the place for that.]
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[Turns back to Pikachu and holds out a sparking finger]
Pikachu?
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[Pikachu presses its tiny little paw against her finger, enjoying the feeling of the electricity coursing through its body, even if it's only a small amount.]
How do you do that?
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[Petting Pikachu, you are my new friend small electric rat!]
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Never heard of him.
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But I'm gonna be even better! I'm gonna be an Overlord! A champion!
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[That doesn't sound very pleasant.]
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Well, um... good luck with that, I guess.
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[Totally thinks he means that. Still playing with pikachu]
So what are you here for?
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Good question.
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I know! That's why I asked it.
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That's just it. Even I don't know the answer.
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[Looks thoughtful]
Well what do you want to do?
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[He actually doesn't care that much about going back home. Not yet, anyway.]
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