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[likestokillthings]

[Shortly after arriving in the Netherworld, Richard finds himself wandering about the school grounds. Well, this place was so much better than the Plane of Suck. There were things to do, people to kill, and awesome exploding penguin things! Speaking of which, he picks up a nearby Prinny and punts it off into the distance, where it lands with a satisfying little explosion. Richard chuckles at this, before moving on.]

This place is fun!

[Someone attempts to sneak past the warlock, and almost gets away with it. FWOOOOOSH! And they're now on fire, running around and screaming like a maniac.]

Heheh.

[And that's a very amused looking warlock. This place was just full of evil and awesome. How had he never heard of it before? Now he's going to randomly approach people.]

Could you point me towards the nearest orphanage?

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[likestokillthings]

Because they're delicious. If there's a lack of them here, I'll settle for gnomes.

[rose_liberated]

...[why does she have the sudden urge to argue that the heart of a powerful warrior is more delicious than any innocent child?]

There aren't any gnomes. I wouldn't know what a gnome looks like, there are so few of them.

[likestokillthings]

[But innocents are tastier.]

Are you sure?

[rose_liberated]

[The texture is good, but there is no flavor at all-the tougher the meat, the better the taste, and why are we discussing cannibalism?]

We have all manner of creatures, but the only things I have ever heard called gnomes are associated with geo-symbols. And I'm not even sure that those effects and mechnics made the jump to this format.

[likestokillthings]

I wonder if that assembly thing could provide me with some.

[rose_liberated]

While theoretically anything is within their power, it's stupid to go to them with trivial requests that have no benefit to them. You might as well ask them for money.

[likestokillthings]

But I don't need money. I can be quite persuasive though.

[rose_liberated]

Everyone already tries to beat them up, so you won't catch them off guard. And even if you aren't asking them for money, they are notoriously stingy with giving things away.

[likestokillthings]

I should join them.

[rose_liberated]

Mmm. There is a possibility that you could do that I suppose.

[likestokillthings]

[He looks very contemplative for a moment.]

...do they like kidneys?

[rose_liberated]

...you are better off bribing them with gold bars and liquor. Actually, scratch that, there is no monolithic solution to the problem of 'the Dark Assembly are greedy jerks."

[likestokillthings]

Hm.

I'll find something.