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[likestokillthings]

[Shortly after arriving in the Netherworld, Richard finds himself wandering about the school grounds. Well, this place was so much better than the Plane of Suck. There were things to do, people to kill, and awesome exploding penguin things! Speaking of which, he picks up a nearby Prinny and punts it off into the distance, where it lands with a satisfying little explosion. Richard chuckles at this, before moving on.]

This place is fun!

[Someone attempts to sneak past the warlock, and almost gets away with it. FWOOOOOSH! And they're now on fire, running around and screaming like a maniac.]

Heheh.

[And that's a very amused looking warlock. This place was just full of evil and awesome. How had he never heard of it before? Now he's going to randomly approach people.]

Could you point me towards the nearest orphanage?

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[trolled_justice]

[If that had been a human shield, Pamela would have been very distressed. But of course, it was either just another demon or prinny, so she didn't really care]

Coward! Stop hiding and fight me, fiend!

[likestokillthings]

It's not my fault your aim sucks.

[trolled_justice]

There is nothing wrong with my aim!

[likestokillthings]

[Richard shakes his new meat shield.]

This guy says otherwise.

[trolled_justice]

That is only because you used him as your shield, coward!

[... and she's going to... portal again, appearing behind Richard and slashing down at him with her sword]

[likestokillthings]

[Richard doesn't dodge this time, and in fact seems to angle himself so the blade sticks through his chest.]

Very effective.

[And he's going to respond with a big old FWOOOOSH. Hurray for fire!]

[trolled_justice]

...!

[Pamela pulls her sword free and jumps high up into the air to avoid the worse of the flames, before throwing down more of those magic sword projectiles down at Richard]

[likestokillthings]

[Richard does a funky, yet somehow graceful dance to avoid them, all the while launching bolts of ice and fire around. He's not even aiming at her, just trying to sow a little mayhem.

...and a building over there just caught fire. Victory!]

You're very persistent, you know. You should just stand there and let me stab you.

[trolled_justice]

I would never allow you to win!

[She was going to make evasive actions when... she realizes that none of the projectiles are even aimed at her]

... what are you doing?

[likestokillthings]

You stabbed me, it's only fair.~

[He thinks about that for a second.]

Having a good time?

[trolled_justice]

There is nothing fair about allowing evil to win!

...

No, I meant, why are you not... [attacking me... she doesn't finish that sentence, feeling rather unsure about this situation and awkward and ...]

[likestokillthings]

Oh, sure. It's because I'm dead, isn't it?

Why am I not just killing you? Where's the fun in that?

[trolled_justice]

It is because you are evil! Your state of living has nothing to do with it!

... wait, what do you mean you are dead?!

And I was not going to ask that! I was going to ask why you are not attacking me! A fiend such as yourself could not possibly kill me!

[likestokillthings]

[He pulls a necklace of ears out of a pocket.]

These are the knights who've tried to kill me.

Well, technically undead.

[trolled_justice]

[Again, intimidation doesn't work on Pamela]

You fiend...!

[Remember that huge fireball from earlier? She's doing that again, except this time she's inside the fireball and she's going to slash at you with her magic sword, too]

[likestokillthings]

Oh, fun!

[Guess who's doing the same thing? Except his fwoosh is bigger. And he's firing lightning bolts out of his hands Sith-style.]

[trolled_justice]

...!

[Pamela grits her teeth, still continuing with her charge... her fire might not do much damage thanks to Richard's own flames, but her sword would surely still cause some damage?! That lightning really hurts though...]

[likestokillthings]

[And she manages to slice his arm. He'll need to get is patched up later, but injuries don't particularly have any effect on him at the moment. After she passes him, he turns and launches a dozen or so green magic arrows in her direction.]

For Pony!

[trolled_justice]

Pony...?!

[The ridiculousness of such a battle cry is soon forgotten after Richard launched his counter attack. One of the arrows manages to hit her in the side, though the next instant she disappears through another one of those pesky portals of hers]

[This time she appears a small distance away, holding her sword up high]

Weißsilber!

[An image of a rather huge sword appears briefly over Pamela for a second, before she swings her weapon; sending a rather enormous arc of magical energy flying at Richard]

[likestokillthings]

[Oh yes. That's his oh so epic battle cry. He looks up to see her reappear and blasts the ground beneath and around him with a giant fireball...and making lots of smoke. The arc of energy slices through the area.

When the smoke begins to clear, Richard is lying on his back. He isn't moving or speaking. But he dodged it in the smoke. Now he was just lying in wait, playing dead. He couldn't waste all his time on this foolish knight. There were other places to go, and people to kill.]

[trolled_justice]

Ufufu... you fought well, but this is the expected result for those who fight for the sake of evil!

[Who was Pamela talking to? Maybe that prinny that was over there hiding in a trashcan]

[Satisfied that she was the victor, Pamela sheathed her sword and walked away.]

[likestokillthings]

[And the totally awesome thing is that she can't see that grin beneath his mask. Once she's gone, he gets up and brushes some of the dust from his robes, cackling.]

That was amusing.

[He's now going to go harass some other poor unfortunate souls.]