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[likestokillthings]

[Shortly after arriving in the Netherworld, Richard finds himself wandering about the school grounds. Well, this place was so much better than the Plane of Suck. There were things to do, people to kill, and awesome exploding penguin things! Speaking of which, he picks up a nearby Prinny and punts it off into the distance, where it lands with a satisfying little explosion. Richard chuckles at this, before moving on.]

This place is fun!

[Someone attempts to sneak past the warlock, and almost gets away with it. FWOOOOOSH! And they're now on fire, running around and screaming like a maniac.]

Heheh.

[And that's a very amused looking warlock. This place was just full of evil and awesome. How had he never heard of it before? Now he's going to randomly approach people.]

Could you point me towards the nearest orphanage?

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[beryls_lackey]

[Kyoko did not see Richard setting that person on fire. She does however quickly run towards the poor burning person and throw a bucket of water on them]

Are you ok? You need to be careful of spontaneous combustion. Always carry of bucket of water with you.

[She gives the poor singed man the bucket, then turns to Richard.]

Are you ok? Did you get burned as well?

[likestokillthings]

[Richard's going to watch this with a somewhat amused expression on his face. Well, the little of his face that can be seen, anyway.]

I do the burning. Want to see?

[Look, his hand is on fire!]

[beryls_lackey]

Eep! Do you mean you set that poor man on fire? You must be a top class honor student!

[likestokillthings]

[He likes the sound of that.]

Oh yes. He looked at me funny.

[beryls_lackey]

Oh my. To attack someone just for looking at them funny. You really are an honor student.

Well, I will have to fix that! Being a badass Delinquent I cannot stand by and do nothing.

[She then bows]

My name is Kyoko Needleworker, what is your name?

[likestokillthings]

[Prepare for titlespam and crackling of thunder and lightning in the background.]

I am Richard! Chief Warlock of the Brotherhood of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, and Lord of the Dance!

[beryls_lackey]

[She seemed un-intimidated by the lightning or the long title. Here eyes brighten up when she hears that last part though]

Lord of the dance? Mr. Richard, are you a good dancer?

[likestokillthings]

Very much so.

[He says this very matter-of-factly. And proceeds to do an odd little dance.]

[beryls_lackey]

That is an interesting dance. Perhaps you can do that at a charity I have planned for next month.

[likestokillthings]

I don't do charity.

[beryls_lackey]

But it's for all the elderly demons out there. There are many toothles vampires and bald werewolves out there. Even an honor student like you must want to help these poor demons.

[likestokillthings]

What's in it for me?

[beryls_lackey]

In it for you?

Well, you get the satisfaction that you helped the elderly. That feeling is just amazing.

[likestokillthings]

I don't get to kill anyone?

[beryls_lackey]

Killing? These elderly demons are trying to stay alive longer, not die.

There will probably be fighting though. They are quite spry at times for their age.

[likestokillthings]

[He seems to be contemplating this. If they're busy fighting...kill->get new titles->raise in the hierarchy. Sounds like a solid plan to him.]

When is it?

[beryls_lackey]

I am so glad you are interested! It is before the human holiday Christmas. I have not picked an exact date yet because I am seeing when we can get the most seniors there, but I will let you know where I make the date.

You are free to donate as well as dance. Blood, hair, teeth, brains, anything an elderly demon would like.