3rd Drink || New Year's

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah so I guess New Year's is a thing. And I'm disappointed in all of you for not tearing this place apart, or drinking, or having a giant crazy party, or drinking.

So out of the goodness of my benevolent non-existent heart I'm helping you guys out. Even though you don't deserve it.

[In other words; FREE ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE. Delivered right outside your door. It even has a bow on it. He's been bored okay.]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

New Year's would have been prime party time.

I haven't even seen any teachers. Are we sure there's actually classes and shit?

[mooned_hime]

Those of us that were among the first arrivals were dragged into a class, but actually staying was not mandatory. And there was, in fact, an actual teacher present.

And I have met a small number of them during my session with the Dark Assembly as well.

Medic stop pretending to be demons!

[mooned_hime]

I changed Ifurita's title to something more fitting.

YOU SAW NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. (Also accidentally deleted it Oops)

[notjustinthemirror]

The floating demon girl? What'd you change it to?

hahaha. What have you done?! You caused a time paradox! XD;

[mooned_hime]

Indeed, the floating demon goddess!

I changed it to... something to the effect of indicating her status as my pet.

Medic would be proud of himself. XD

[notjustinthemirror]

Maybe you should get her a collar with a little bell so we always know where she is.

[mooned_hime]

I think that would be rather silly. I can always call her if I need to know her location, after all.

[notjustinthemirror]

I meant for the rest of us. I don't want to find her hiding in the potted plants or something.

So she's your pet. How do you get a demon for a pet?

[mooned_hime]

Ifurita isn't small enough to hide in potted plants, silly.

As to how she's my pet, well... that's my secret.

[notjustinthemirror]

Guess I'll just have to be satisfied with my pet zombie. Too bad he's decaying all over the carpet.

Hey, I don't know what she can do. Maybe she can shrink and grow and whatever.

[mooned_hime]

You really should have him looked at.

Ifurita does not really strike me as the hiding type, either way.

[notjustinthemirror]

I did. Took him to the nurse but apparently there's no way for the undead to stop being .. well, undead.

Well maybe you should teach her some new tricks.

[mooned_hime]

I am hoping to have her learn cooking. It never hurts to have a second chef around.

[notjustinthemirror]

That isn't exactly what I meant, but I guess that works too. Also you should let her in on the secret that being evil doesn't mean helping little old ladies cross the street.

[mooned_hime]

There's not really any reason to tell her that, I think.

I doubt she would take my word for it, anyway.

[notjustinthemirror]

Isn't she supposed to listen to you? She's your pet after all.

[mooned_hime]

Pets are people, too.

[notjustinthemirror]

People who don't know to go inside when it's raining heavy crates.

[mooned_hime]

We've been over this, haven't we? The crates were in more danger than she was.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm still just stunned someone stood out there like a kicked puppy thinking they were attacking her.

.. I should bring some of this to her personally. I bet she's a lot more interesting when she's hammered.

[mooned_hime]

So long as you're willing to take responsibility for the damages she may inflict while in such a state.

[notjustinthemirror]

The fuck do I care? They can add it to my bill.

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[mooned_hime]

If you could get her drunk near Mokou's yakitori stand, that could possibly produce amusing results.

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[notjustinthemirror]

Yaka-whati?

Where's that?