3rd Drink || New Year's

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah so I guess New Year's is a thing. And I'm disappointed in all of you for not tearing this place apart, or drinking, or having a giant crazy party, or drinking.

So out of the goodness of my benevolent non-existent heart I'm helping you guys out. Even though you don't deserve it.

[In other words; FREE ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE. Delivered right outside your door. It even has a bow on it. He's been bored okay.]

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

How could we not?

Mead? I thought that was a Celtic thing...

[notjustinthemirror]

Is it?

Alright, my cultural insensitivity is showing, I don't know the fucking difference.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I think so.

Whatever though, grog is grog. It will still be damn awesome.

[notjustinthemirror]

That's the spirit!

You'd think a place that teaches a class in badass partying would have done something for New Years.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, seriously.

Trust me, we'll party it up.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm starting to doubt the validity of this so called school.

Thanks, you're keeping this place from getting so boring we start watching the grass grow.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Well seriously. What the hell is the point of a school without damn classes?

Just like it ought to be. Give me time and me and Ruff will be running this place.

[notjustinthemirror]

That'd be a vast improvement over what it is now. And then you get an army of penguins to do whatever you want. Not a bad deal actually.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, I guess I COULD use the prinnies! It's not like I don't know how they work!

[notjustinthemirror]

Your very own minions.

Of course they're also idiots, so you gotta keep that in mind. Didn't they try to bring you a motorized shoe?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah trust me, I knew about prinnies before coming here, actually.

[Grumbles] I'm still pissed off about that.

[notjustinthemirror]

Wait, you knew about them before here? There's somewhere else with big dumb talking penguins?

Pissed about what?

[hit_girl_mindy]

The guy I was training with is an overlord. He showed me what a prinny was before I got here. I just didn't expect them to be so damn incompetent.

That motorcycle incident. ANYONE would be though.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well they're penguins, frankly I'm not even sure how they don't kill themselves by walking into walls.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You know what they're actually supposed to be though, right?

[notjustinthemirror]

Something other than penguins?

[That's a no.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

They're supposed to be the souls of evil people, so being a prinny is like their purgatory, I think. At least that was what the Overlord told me.

[notjustinthemirror]

Evil people? The penguins are evil people? They're more like dead 2-bit villains from a bad tv show.

[hit_girl_mindy]

It's sort of their purgatory, I guess.

[notjustinthemirror]

I guess that's a pretty fucked up punishment. Wonder if it made them stupider too, they can't possibly have been this inept in life.

,,

no, scratch that, they could have.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Nah. I think they just lose their edge, and find themselves witless for awhile.

[notjustinthemirror]

Eugh.

If I'm ever a penguin just smash my head in for me.

[hit_girl_mindy]

With pleasure!

[notjustinthemirror]

Don't get too excited. That shouldn't ever happen.

[Though let's face it, he's very far down on the evil scale.]

Also when you rule the school I'd like to be Chancellor of the Cellar and Brewery.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Eh, a girl can dream.

I don't think anyone would argue that one.