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[mooned_hime]

Has anybody seen Mokou lately?

It seems her yakitori stand is missing.

[Whether she's sad or not, there's no way she'd indicate if the former is true.]

It's quite unlike you to hide, Mokou.

Comments

[mooned_hime]

I am a princess, after all. I suspect the "debt" is an elaborate setup to give us some futile hope that there is a way to leave this place.

[notjustinthemirror]

We need some tech-genius to hack the system and wipe it out.

[mooned_hime]

I highly doubt it's that simple.

[notjustinthemirror]

Worth a try. Assuming someone even knows how to do that.

I'm guessing they never get any money out of any of these so called students since this place is a shithole.

[mooned_hime]

Of course, we have to locate the system to be able to hack it, don't we?

Oh, I wouldn't say this place is that bad. There are some things left to be desired, but still...

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm failing to see any upsides to this place. Other than I got a pet zombie and I'm not even sure that can be called a perk.

[mooned_hime]

Why not?

[notjustinthemirror]

It's a zombie. It just stands around and decays at me. And my roommate who's job it was to annoy, obnoxiously went and disappeared on me. So now it's a pretty pointless pet.

[mooned_hime]

Perhaps it's time to set him free into the wild.

[notjustinthemirror]

I was gonna set him on the prinnies during lunch time.

[mooned_hime]

With how poorly you treated your zombie, all he's going to be able to do is decay at them.

[notjustinthemirror]

What do you mean poorly I fed him and gave him a place to stay.

[Sure he ripped off its arms and jaw, but that's besides the point.]

[mooned_hime]

How does he eat without a jaw?

[notjustinthemirror]

He kind of falls on things and oozes it down his throat.

Alright, so it's not exactly ideal for him. But he didn't get smushed by a crate or have his head blown off.

[mooned_hime]

You could have just given him a light thrashing and sent him on his way.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well the idea was to annoy my roommate, but he was a bastard and went and left.

[mooned_hime]

And now you have a severely disfigured zombie on your hands.

[notjustinthemirror]

He wasn't pretty to begin with.

Why? You have a better use for him?

[mooned_hime]

But he's certainly worse off ever since coming into your care.

Of course not. I suggest you set him free, he might have family and friends wondering where he is.

[notjustinthemirror]

He's a zombie.

Besides if I let him loose someone will just kill him. It's not like we have a zombie rehabilitation program.


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We don't have one of those do we?

[mooned_hime]

Mr. Nothing, we have a Senator that is a zombie. Surely if the zombies have political representation, would that not hint at a larger and more civilized population of them than you seem to realize?

[notjustinthemirror]

We have a senate?

[Someone didn't read the introductory brochure.]

Hm. Maybe I should let him go then. He can go roam free and eat brains with the rest of the wild zombies.

[mooned_hime]

Indeed.

Perhaps the other zombies will be able to do something with the damage you inflicted on him.

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah yeah. Lay on the guilt trip as much as you want, I don't care.

Where do you suppose the herds of wild zombies live?

[mooned_hime]

I must once again point out that they have political representation. Thus, suggesting that they live in wild herds is rather silly.