Experiment the 1st - Critical rage levels [Video]

[maocontent]

[There is a garbled roar of rage coming from somewhere in the basement dorms. It might actually sound familiar to a few people.

Congratulations, you have now encountered Mao having a breakdown.]

EERRRRAAAAUUUGGH! To think, all this time playing dating sims and beefing up on my kart racing skills, and I find that I am stuck in some jamjar Netherworld again!

Yeah, that's right, AGAIN! 

Worse yet, it's a mockery of my school, where things are far dirtier and eviller than this boring dump. At least that other place had mad scientist experiments, more places to steal experience points, and yuri girlies! This one is boring! And I'm stuck with a delinquent as my roommate!

And then there's the most egregious crime of all.

WHERE. 

IS.

MY.

BUNNY GIRL?!

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[mooned_hime]

[The person answering... yes, like in the icon, has a familiar looking rabbit on her head. Sadly, it's not the rabbit Mao is looking for.]

There are a lot of bunny girls around here, you should be more specific.

[maocontent]

Really? Are they open to experimentation?!

[Shakes head] I-I mean that bunny is too short! The bunny I'm thinking of is taller and has pettable ears!

[mooned_hime]

There's two rabbits I'm acquainted with that are taller than most rabbits, but your description is still awfully vague.

[maocontent]

Hrrrrmmm...

She's got red eyes and crinkly ears. She went into embarrassed conniptions every time I stroked them! And I could gaze into her eyes for hours, letting the insanity seep deep into my mind... *huuuuufff huufffff*

[mooned_hime]

Oh my, are you yet another person that my Reisen has become involved with?

Or perhaps one that I've already heard about?

[maocontent]

Another? Do you mean Reisen was dating people... behind my back? Or is this a case of other games an universes?

[His voice is controlled and very cold. He's already insane, please don't make this worse. Or do, if you're the destructive type]

[mooned_hime]

[Naw, she doesn't want to egg Mao on right now. It would be bad for elections, possibly]

I have gathered that alternate universes would be the case.

[maocontent]

Hm.

So in that case, you're looking at the True End boyfriend.

HAVE YOU SEEN HER?!

[mooned_hime]

I haven't seen her ever since I have been so rudely taken away from Gensokyo.

Hm, I wonder if the girlfriend would claim being her True End girlfriend...

[maocontent]

Arrrggghh! That's another reason this place is terrible!

I need to find new research subjects, especially since I can't do anything about the memories of a moe moe bunny girl!

[mooned_hime]

You could always invent a memory eraser machine.

[maocontent]

Why, that's a great idea.

But then I'll be too tempted to use it on other people for experiments...

...ah well, not like I wasn't going to do that anyway. Mwaaaahahahahaha!

[mooned_hime]

Whether you're my pet's boyfriend or not, please do not assume that gives you a free pass to experiment on the other rabbits or myself.

[maocontent]

But having a free pass on experiments is what I do.

*looks closely*

By the way, you look familiar. Are you of the yuri girlie persuasion?

[mooned_hime]

Is that some roundabout way of asking if I'm available?

[maocontent]

Unless you're talking experimentation, no.

You look like someone I knew in the old netherworld, one who frequently reveled in (sex)ual harassment of a half-breed.

[mooned_hime]

Experimentation can mean quite a few things.

I'm cursed with being (sex)ually harassmed instead, sadly.

[maocontent]

Would you like eye lasers, or launching rockets from your elbows, or the ability for your breath to turn generic fodder enemies to stone?!

[mooned_hime]

Most of those sound rather silly.

And I will leave eye lasers to my pet.

[maocontent]

Tch,suit yourself!

Yes, Reisen's eye lasers were most wonderful to behold... *huff huff* [Is it just you, or does Mao's huffing and puffing sound... wistful?]

[mooned_hime]

Quite the shame she isn't around. Her cooking and cleaning ability is unmatched.

[maocontent]

I wonder how much research went into such a fine specimen?

[mooned_hime]

Sadly, Eirin isn't around to share her research notes.