maocontent: (experiment SPOTTED)
 [It's the eve before the journey on the ship. Mao hitched a ride to scope out monster island, via his servant angel, sneaking about in secret. Well, quasi-secret, considering that the feed was on.]

Mwahahaha~

"But sir, are you sure you want to put a trap there?"

OF COURSE I DO! I know it's blatant and obvious, but according to my eeeeevil science, by this time they will be paranoid, and they'll never see my super secret hidden trap of doom beyond here. Besides, twine should be perfect for tripping up all those people with their "speed advantage". I can taunt better than blue hedgehogs anyway! Now I'll never hear "You're too slow!" from anyone ever again~

"*Sigh* Well, if you insist..."

[Frankly, what someone might see is a few places of twine, very obvious pitfalls, and little *shines* that might note something more elaborate is there.

Please feel free to remind Mao that his plan is now foiled. Or is it?!]

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maocontent: (experiment SPOTTED)
 [Deep within a secured room, you can hear a demon banging on an organ, playing a wild but soulful tune.

The place the demon is inside is a holed up basement gym. The perimeter is surrounded by both EMP waves and terrible pictures of sinful acts protected by seals--it keeps both the angels and their robot enforcers away, though it's entirely defensive in nature. So what's going on here?]

MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Enter Mao. He's in a priest's garb, holding what appears to be a Book of Evil. Mao narrates like a soulful priest.]

Behold! I am the Preacher of EEEEEEEEEEVIL! Give me your wretched and your hopeful, I will shower them with darkness and despair! Survivors will become my experiments!

Ladies and gents, I'm glad you can all make it. Sucks doesn't it? Those damnable Celestials have occupied our school, thinking they can run around and make people seeeeee the light, enforce draconian school rules without even a hint of dragons, and even socialize all of our food even though they're otherwise completely right wing! Who the hell does that kind of hypocrisy and not even revel in it?! They even got our Student Council President brainwashed! They're making her girlfriend very sad ;_;

Where the hell is your honor student spirit?! Are you going to stand for that delinquent crap?!

[The demons there resound with a strong "HELL NO!"]

These jerks are chucking more Bibles at us than Senator Holier Than Thou striking a book deal! Their so called "Good Word" sure didn't help us during the zombie invasion, and it sure won't help us now!

I'll show you a *true* good word! To hell with Celestia and their crappy rules! Sometime soon, I'll have a real scientific breakthrough, and we'll really send them packing!

What's the good word?!

"TO HELL WITH CELESTIA!"

What's the good word?!

"TO HELL WITH CELESTIA!"

MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[[Mao's also broadcasting this over video. Losing hope? Let Preacher Mao go cuh-rayzee on your problems!]]
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maocontent: (WHO TOLD YOU THAT SECRET)
 [There's a video. Who knows what you're doing, but when it's open, you'll see Mao nearly taking up the whole screen. 

He's looking furtively, left and right, as he hissed.]

Is she gone yet?!

[Mao has recently scored a date with Evangeline--who is *not* in fact a certain vampire McDowell, but a stalker with frightening resemblance to himself--best described as "Mao, but Rule 63'd". She disturbs him in so many ways--she's so *like* him most of the time, and yet there are so many tells that are *off*, too. Her evil laugh sounds more like SYUSYUSYUSYUSYUS. And she's so terribly *stealthy*!]

I'm not dating this mad woman!

[It appears that Mao is hiding under a table of some sort. Do you know where this is? Bother him? Alert (Mao)vangeline for the lulz? Help him?]
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former_endboss: (bishshojo)
1)ACTION
[A girl with a long skirt and a bokken is threatening students and taking their lunch money. Bother her?]

2) Video:

So. What's a girl got to do for fun around here?
maocontent: (TRICK OR TEST TUBE)
 [ACTION]

[Mao has... overtaken a classroom. Any and all previous people there have been thoroughly beaten and tossed out, and the place is now filled with lab equipment and various half-finished machines. He figured it was better than trying to do anything via the student council, thanks to Rozalin's advice. But now... what could he do?

He had dashed off due to something that he had noticed from recent goings on--or at least something he thought he noticed, but Mao's never been good about social cues or understanding. He does what he wants.]

So this... mysterious power of yuri. From what I understand, it's a particular subset of this 'love' quantity that I have somewhat grasped. But... what makes it different? It seems that this power has been bestowed on the Konoe's victory to the student council, and that girl protecting the dragon. 

Mwehehehehe, I bet if I could harness this power I could create something TRULY magnificent! Maybe I could make yuri rockets, or yuri lasers--no, GIANT ROBOTS that run on the power of yuri! For science!

Mwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa!

[Somebody stop him before he does something stupid. Or don't, one of the two.]
dragon_moe: (This is dragon moe.)
[Action1: Just a dragon around the campus]

[Around the campus, you might notice a black dragon (which doesn't quite look like Disgaea dragons) just ... wandering about. Staring at the prinnies sometimes, or a random passing by demon. It's certainly hard to tell by her face what she's thinking, because her natural facial structure is terrible for broadcasting emotions, but her general body language seem to suggest she's rather skittish and paranoid]

[Action2: Room under construction :| ]

[There's a certain young woman standing outside room 101, where a bunch of prinnies are mindlessly milling about and slacking. And there's a construction sign put over the door.]

... ...

[She doesn't look happy, though at the same time resigned as if she expected something like this]
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rose_liberated: (Roz-In disguise)
[It's been a while-and ninja-trainiee Yuki has had very little to do but train-and train so hard that other than eat, sleep and train, she has had nothing to do! Archery practice, katas, meditation while immersed in ice water...it's been a cavalcade of exertion-relaxation, and then more exertion. And it has not been without effect-one of which is that fact that she has completely lost track of time. Maybe someone should come along and snap the ninja out of it and remind her that she is a princess.]
rose_liberated: (Roz- Why yes)
1. [PUBLIC]

Each and every candidate has their own methods-but Rozalin has elected to take the high road. Or perhaps you might call it the High society road-since the only people with invitations to tonight's fancy party (plus guest) are members of the nobility and demonic Overlords. +1 guest each of course, it's only fair to allow escorts. Everyone else? Well, nobility can be purchased at the door-For the low, low price of two million Hel per place.

Once ushered through the doors, one might find that she's finally shaken off that Christmas-decor from her room and moved on to something more...well, it's just genericly rich. There are Prinnies running around in uniform with serving trays of wine, liquor and sake.

And when everyone has arrived and been counted, the doors will open and all will be ushered in for 11 tiny courses of gourmet food. Meat features heavily, and it's all the grand old dishes that bespeak wealth and power.

Even later, perhaps you might be invited for a private conversation and a game of cards, or chess, or some other light entertainment, if there is the promise of real power to be gained by such a thing. Or maybe just negotiating who gets how much of the vote-even if you loose the election after all, there is power in being a mover and a shaker.

[2. Private]

Training for 'Yuki' has gone from bad to worse-her skills have leveled off and stopped improving well short of where they logically should be able to go. Tonight, lungs burning and already tired from the party, there is going to be a breakthrough-but not a good one.
maocontent: (jetpack propelled with rage)
[There is a garbled roar of rage coming from somewhere in the basement dorms. It might actually sound familiar to a few people.

Congratulations, you have now encountered Mao having a breakdown.]

EERRRRAAAAUUUGGH! To think, all this time playing dating sims and beefing up on my kart racing skills, and I find that I am stuck in some jamjar Netherworld again!

Yeah, that's right, AGAIN

Worse yet, it's a mockery of my school, where things are far dirtier and eviller than this boring dump. At least that other place had mad scientist experiments, more places to steal experience points, and yuri girlies! This one is boring! And I'm stuck with a delinquent as my roommate!

And then there's the most egregious crime of all.

WHERE. 

IS.

MY.

BUNNY GIRL?!
deposityourheart: ((like an Overlord!))
This is ridiculous! I'm the dean of my own demon Academy, and it's much better than this one! They can't keep me here! I guess I'm just going to have to find the dean of this school and give them a taste of my power. They must be pretty pathetic if they can't even keep their zombies under control! 

And once I've done that, all of you get to be my new servants and test subjects!

[After about thirty seconds of evil laughter, Mao stops abruptly and starts...drooling and breathing heavily...oh boy.]

I already have so many ideas for experiments...! Looking at all of the different students here has gotten me so excited...I can't wait!

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