Experiment the 1st - Critical rage levels [Video]

[maocontent]

[There is a garbled roar of rage coming from somewhere in the basement dorms. It might actually sound familiar to a few people.

Congratulations, you have now encountered Mao having a breakdown.]

EERRRRAAAAUUUGGH! To think, all this time playing dating sims and beefing up on my kart racing skills, and I find that I am stuck in some jamjar Netherworld again!

Yeah, that's right, AGAIN! 

Worse yet, it's a mockery of my school, where things are far dirtier and eviller than this boring dump. At least that other place had mad scientist experiments, more places to steal experience points, and yuri girlies! This one is boring! And I'm stuck with a delinquent as my roommate!

And then there's the most egregious crime of all.

WHERE. 

IS.

MY.

BUNNY GIRL?!

Comments

[mooned_hime]

[The person answering... yes, like in the icon, has a familiar looking rabbit on her head. Sadly, it's not the rabbit Mao is looking for.]

There are a lot of bunny girls around here, you should be more specific.

[maocontent]

Really? Are they open to experimentation?!

[Shakes head] I-I mean that bunny is too short! The bunny I'm thinking of is taller and has pettable ears!

[mooned_hime]

There's two rabbits I'm acquainted with that are taller than most rabbits, but your description is still awfully vague.

[rose_liberated]

...bunny girl? Mao, have you lost what little mind you had?

Oh, and incidentally, you didn't gain all that much from the caryover of your CR. It's not like you had much to begin with.

[maocontent]

I don't need any condescension from you!

Get off that high horse before I chop off its legs and modify it to turn into your doom buggy.

You think I picked this by CHOICE?!

[rose_liberated]

[She looks surprised at that outburst, and a little shocked and...wait a minute, she's just acting!]

But Mao, dear Mao, condescension is what I do best. And if I get off my high horse, why I might have to...walk! It simply isn't done sir!

[bane_of_reisen]

[Hey mao, here's a bunny girl for ya.]

I'll have you know that I am not just anyone's bunny girl.

[maocontent]

The bunny girl I'm thinking of is much better looking than you!

And taller!

[bane_of_reisen]

How rude! I am the cutest bunny girl in all of Gensokyo!

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

[Gwendolen is amused by this.]
More interesting, you say? And what sort of bunny girl?

[maocontent]

Of course! That place had devourlords going on unchecked rampages, summoning minions to kidnap people's girlfriends and more science experiments than you could shake a stick at!

This bunny girl was tall and had crinkly ears and red eyes that drove you to madness. It was marvelous... *huufff huuuufffff*

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

Sounds absolutely dreadful!
[Ok, why are you huffing like that?]
So was she a pet, or your actually girl who happened to be part rabbit?

[abravelikehero]

Bunny girl?

Mao, I think you lost me.

[maocontent]

There was totally a bunny girl! I bet you think I'm crazy, don't you?!

...no wait, don't answer that. I'll be too pissed if you answer 'no'.

[abravelikehero]

Where was the bunny girl again? Because I really can't think of any....

Was it someone you met at the other jamjar? I'm a little new when it comes to this stuff, it's really hard to translate to this medium you know.

[rose_liberated]

He's referring to this game's spiritual ancestor, where he somehow obtained a girlfriend. It's quite sad really, that he's so hung up on this after two years.

[maocontent]

Hung up?!

I JUST REMEMBERED!

[hit_girl_mindy]

What the hell are you screaming about?

[maocontent]

Memories that are apparently useless!

She clearly never actually got pranked on much by Tewi, and it shows.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

Yuri...girlies...? I...am not sure what that would mean.

E-ither way, I think I can help you with the bunny girl. There is one near the forest with the japanese mansion.

[At this point, the whole evil sunk in. Oh.]

...but rest assured, should you do anything untoward towards her, there will be people that will not stand for it!

[maocontent]

AHA!

Just as I thought--one of the people I'm talking about doesn't even remember! Maybe I should fix you up so you remember the wedding... I bet your girlfriend would be pleased!

[high_on_daylight]

... What.

[maocontent]

Useless memories, apparently.

By the way, I remember you too, but of course that will mean nothing.

/much too late

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahyahya! Mao, you have realized that ingredients are missing and a recipe has gone incomplete! As an evil genius, will you simply abandon the kitchen, or will you meet this cooking challenge with all the might of your heart?

[maocontent]

I was wondering when the cooking metaphors were going to kick in!

Obviously, the answer is more mad science!