Experiment the 1st - Critical rage levels [Video]

[maocontent]

[There is a garbled roar of rage coming from somewhere in the basement dorms. It might actually sound familiar to a few people.

Congratulations, you have now encountered Mao having a breakdown.]

EERRRRAAAAUUUGGH! To think, all this time playing dating sims and beefing up on my kart racing skills, and I find that I am stuck in some jamjar Netherworld again!

Yeah, that's right, AGAIN! 

Worse yet, it's a mockery of my school, where things are far dirtier and eviller than this boring dump. At least that other place had mad scientist experiments, more places to steal experience points, and yuri girlies! This one is boring! And I'm stuck with a delinquent as my roommate!

And then there's the most egregious crime of all.

WHERE. 

IS.

MY.

BUNNY GIRL?!

Comments

[maocontent]

But having a free pass on experiments is what I do.

*looks closely*

By the way, you look familiar. Are you of the yuri girlie persuasion?

[mooned_hime]

Is that some roundabout way of asking if I'm available?

[maocontent]

Unless you're talking experimentation, no.

You look like someone I knew in the old netherworld, one who frequently reveled in (sex)ual harassment of a half-breed.

[mooned_hime]

Experimentation can mean quite a few things.

I'm cursed with being (sex)ually harassmed instead, sadly.

[maocontent]

Would you like eye lasers, or launching rockets from your elbows, or the ability for your breath to turn generic fodder enemies to stone?!

[mooned_hime]

Most of those sound rather silly.

And I will leave eye lasers to my pet.

[maocontent]

Tch,suit yourself!

Yes, Reisen's eye lasers were most wonderful to behold... *huff huff* [Is it just you, or does Mao's huffing and puffing sound... wistful?]

[mooned_hime]

Quite the shame she isn't around. Her cooking and cleaning ability is unmatched.

[maocontent]

I wonder how much research went into such a fine specimen?

[mooned_hime]

Sadly, Eirin isn't around to share her research notes.