Experiment the 1st - Critical rage levels [Video]

[maocontent]

[There is a garbled roar of rage coming from somewhere in the basement dorms. It might actually sound familiar to a few people.

Congratulations, you have now encountered Mao having a breakdown.]

EERRRRAAAAUUUGGH! To think, all this time playing dating sims and beefing up on my kart racing skills, and I find that I am stuck in some jamjar Netherworld again!

Yeah, that's right, AGAIN! 

Worse yet, it's a mockery of my school, where things are far dirtier and eviller than this boring dump. At least that other place had mad scientist experiments, more places to steal experience points, and yuri girlies! This one is boring! And I'm stuck with a delinquent as my roommate!

And then there's the most egregious crime of all.

WHERE. 

IS.

MY.

BUNNY GIRL?!

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

What the hell are you screaming about?

[maocontent]

Memories that are apparently useless!

[hit_girl_mindy]

That makes sense.

Bunny girls and whatever the hell "yuri girlies" are. Sounds like a strange memory.

[maocontent]

You haven't had cross-game memory before?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Your speaking english, yet somehow...

[maocontent]

I'll take that as a "no".

I think my first act to spice up this boring place is to make a "memory realizer", so everyone remembers all the details of every game they've been in. Sure, 90% of the people will go mad from recognizing the fourth wall, but at least that'll be entertaining!

[hit_girl_mindy]

And what about those of us who were NOT in a game?

[maocontent]

You seem to conflate "video game" with "journal roleplaying"

And even if you've never been in one before, I'm sure it will unearth embarrassing memories!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Uh, now you lost me again. Who was talking about a journal?

Embarrassing ones? Probably not. Violent ones? Definitely.