Experiment the 1st - Critical rage levels [Video]

[maocontent]

[There is a garbled roar of rage coming from somewhere in the basement dorms. It might actually sound familiar to a few people.

Congratulations, you have now encountered Mao having a breakdown.]

EERRRRAAAAUUUGGH! To think, all this time playing dating sims and beefing up on my kart racing skills, and I find that I am stuck in some jamjar Netherworld again!

Yeah, that's right, AGAIN! 

Worse yet, it's a mockery of my school, where things are far dirtier and eviller than this boring dump. At least that other place had mad scientist experiments, more places to steal experience points, and yuri girlies! This one is boring! And I'm stuck with a delinquent as my roommate!

And then there's the most egregious crime of all.

WHERE. 

IS.

MY.

BUNNY GIRL?!

Comments

[maocontent]

Oh, so you have a spine when it comes to yourself now!

I think I'll just give your girlfriend some toys that will render your brain mush instead.

1/2. Damnit Mao!

[im_gonna_protect_u]

You will not give any of your foul devices, whatever they may be!

[im_gonna_protect_u]

...A-assuming there was a girlfriend in the first place...!

[maocontent]

You are still terribly bad at this, aren't you. And denial just isn't that river in Egypt like it used to be.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

I'm not bad at anything, you're... just talking nonsense in really rude ways!

[maocontent]

Sure, think that if you want to. You'll make your girlfriend very sad if you keep that up.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

Just...just stop that! You don't know me, nor anyone I do hold or might hold dear. I would never make any them sad!

[That said, being in denial was different than being public, especially when it came to creepy, fix-obsessed boys.]

[maocontent]

[Mao draws back, hissing.]

Argh, hero talk. I'd forgotten about your delinquent leanings!

[im_gonna_protect_u]

...wha?

[Setsuna blinked]

But I haven't mentioned any of that yet, like how I swore to protect...

[maocontent]

I told you, I know you from a previous jam jar!

[im_gonna_protect_u]

A...jamjar?

I genuinely don't think jars of jam are a proper method for divination. Did he eat some expired jam?

[maocontent]

*face. palm*

I think I'm done here.

[im_gonna_protect_u]

I...would agree.

[Setsuna, alas, failed at the fourth walling, so him claiming to know her from some jamjar made her think he looked into one too much. She still had to add something, because he worried her.

...Well, he was Mao. He worried everyone.]

Keep your hands, tools, and similar away from my ojou-sama.