I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

You wouldn't have to for a room, unless you were furnishing it, I guess. I'm a girl of action, and this is how I get my aggression out.

[dragon_moe]

... by trying to ram dragons?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Who was trying to ram dragons? You just happened to be there. I'm still getting the hang of riding in a place with no roads.

[dragon_moe]

Then you should get used to it in a place where people aren't walking!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Or you could get out of the way.

[dragon_moe]

[She just kind of glares in reply... though given her facial structure in dragon form makes it hard to be terribly expressive, it just looks like she's staring at Mindy with narrowed eyes]

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Stares back, as even a dragon glaring at her is not enough to unnerve her].

[dragon_moe]

Roll a will check vs. Ixie's dragon fear aura

...

Maybe you should drive slower.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Consensus...met].

Maybe. I'm just trying to see what my baby can do right now.

[dragon_moe]

"Baby"?

[... why do humanoids call their things weird names like that-]

No, nevermind, I don't want to know.

[hit_girl_mindy]

What? It's mine, I like it, so its my baby.

It's not weird!

[dragon_moe]

That is weird!

I told you I didn't want to know!

[hit_girl_mindy]

No its not! And what do you care anyway, whether you know? It's not like its dirty or anything!

1/3

[dragon_moe]

Yes it is! It's definitely weird!

2/3

[dragon_moe]

[For some reason, a normal(?) cat has shown up and seems to be approaching Mindy, but-]

3/3

[dragon_moe]

[suddenly, there's a human(?) where the dragon used to be, and she scoops up the cat before it can get close to Mindy]

Hey, no! Don't get close to the weird human!

[The kitty meows in protest(?), but doesn't struggle from Ixthalluz's hold]

Re: 3/3

[hit_girl_mindy]

Wait, what the-

[trails off, then just goggles].

You're talking to a cat and just change out of nowhere and I'M supposed to be the weird one? You're fucking weird!

[dragon_moe]

No, you're still the weird one! All dragons where I come from can shape change like that!

And what's wrong with talking to my cat?!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Who the hell ever heard of a dragon changing into another shap-oh wait, you're that one she was talking about....

Well still, its weird anyway! Ruffnut's dragon's are just dragons, even if they are two headed! And why is calling my motorcycle my baby weird, but talking to a cat ok??

[dragon_moe]

"She"?

I'm still a dragon even if I look like this right now! It's just magic that lets me take this shape, okay?! And this Ruffnut dragon doesn't sound like a dragon at all if it has two heads, it's probably just a stupid hydra or a mutant.

And calling your motorcycle your baby is weird because it's just a vehicle!

[hit_girl_mindy]

That girl, Mir.

Its not a stupid anything, its a damn dragon. Dare you to tell Ruffnut it isn't. Would you like it if I went and said "maybe you're from some fairy tale story" since dragons usually don't take the shape of humans?

No its not, its common where I'm from!...Though not really for kids my age, not that it matters.

[dragon_moe]

You met her? You better not have tried to run her over, too.

... okay, fine, different dimensions. I forget that sometimes...

... well, what's weird about talking to my cat?

[She absently pets her cat]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Nah, we were just fighting. Or going to.

Yeah, well, dragons don'r even exist in mine, and my girlfriend is a viking, who aren't even supposed to be aroudn anymore, so yeah.

You look like a crazy cat lady is why.

[dragon_moe]

... ... if you weren't 'fighting', then what were you doing?

And I don't even know what a viking is.

People can talk to their pets without being a crazy cat lady.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Mostly talkin, sizing each other up. For right now, I can't take her. She can rewrite shit with magic, its crazy.

They're loud, rowdy, drunk and ready to fight. They're fun.

I guess, but I always think of them as one step away from that.