I'm on a motorcycle, don't you EVER forget!

[hit_girl_mindy]

[It was nowhere near as impressive as a dragon, and despite having her money for some reason, she had still waited a very VERY long time to finally get her motorcycle. The shoe motorcycle had almost made her give up, thinking that those stupid birds were never going to get it right. Now, however, in the Netherworld there was a deafening roar in the air as a girl dressed in purple, helmet to match, drove by with her cape flapping in the wind. If you only knew her as Mindy, likely you would just glance at the stranger in awe (or whatever you were feeling). If, however, you knew that Mindy Macready doubled as Hit Girl, then you knew that the girl had finally gotten what was coming to her.

Be daring, and flag her down?]

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Are you kidding? She blames me for everything! Just because she made her appearance in my game promising her awesome new one!

[hit_girl_mindy]

And you totally want her dead for that?

[Granted, she was more amused than bothered].

[badassfreakingoverlord]

She's annoying. I don't care enough to make an effort, but it would have been nice if it had stuck.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Do you really want her dead? I thought she was ok.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

She accused me of trying to steal her student council spot when I wasn't even RUNNING for the position!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Heh, that sounds like her. She's a little stupid.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeah, and I'm the freaking target of it! Let that be a lesson that a reasonably hot body does NOT make up for a personality THAT defective.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Hehe, so you were checking her out too, you perv.

She's a bit high strung, but more reasonable than that Pamela girl.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

She wears really short shorts. What am I supposed to do, NOT look? Get real. And she's NOT reasonable with ME.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You tell me.

I think you bring that out in people though.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm going to look at hot women, and no one is gonna stop me.

And I don't bring out anything in anyone!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Well it won't be ME. I'll be busy studying or not studying, whatever.

Oh come on. You must know that by now.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Don't worry. Unless I end up de-aging again somehow, you're not in danger of getting hit on by me.

[He'll just be obstinate on the other point.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Because that was a legit fear of mine.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

The fact that I did it to her still creeps out your girlfriend to this day, you know.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I did not know that.

I should go and remind her then.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Whatever passes the time for you. Just warn me if you're going to give her motorcycle lessons, so I can get as far away from any potential driving routes as possible.

[hit_girl_mindy]

My time is always spent well. Any of that time spent bothering Ruffnut too, especially after that maid outfit incident.

Now where's the fun in that?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Keeps your motorcycle whole. Because you know that for the sake of comedy, she'd end up crashing it into me.

[hit_girl_mindy]

No way I'm letting her do that. It took me months to get this thing!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Exactly. So while she's cruising around on the thing, I'll be miles away hanging out where my sculpted body won't be a target for poorly-aimed Viking-driven land missiles.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Sculpted body? Really?

You better hope karma doesn't turn you back into a book to teach you some humility.

Not that you need to worry. If I think she's gonna total the bike, I can keep her distracted in other ways.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I was a pretty damn sexy book, too, you have to admit. Fine covers, a mighty uncreased spine, pages for days. If I was a bibliophile, I'd totally hit that.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Great. Thanks. Now I have to take five baths because you have me imagining big fat pimpled nerds fapping to a book. I hope you you're fucking happy.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

The Sacred Tome contains everything that ever happened in the universe, so there's probably some pretty hot reading material in there...

Damn, now I kind of wish I had access to the thing again.