Experiment the 4th - Sunday's Cool

[maocontent]

 [Deep within a secured room, you can hear a demon banging on an organ, playing a wild but soulful tune.

The place the demon is inside is a holed up basement gym. The perimeter is surrounded by both EMP waves and terrible pictures of sinful acts protected by seals--it keeps both the angels and their robot enforcers away, though it's entirely defensive in nature. So what's going on here?]

MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Enter Mao. He's in a priest's garb, holding what appears to be a Book of Evil. Mao narrates like a soulful priest.]

Behold! I am the Preacher of EEEEEEEEEEVIL! Give me your wretched and your hopeful, I will shower them with darkness and despair! Survivors will become my experiments!

Ladies and gents, I'm glad you can all make it. Sucks doesn't it? Those damnable Celestials have occupied our school, thinking they can run around and make people seeeeee the light, enforce draconian school rules without even a hint of dragons, and even socialize all of our food even though they're otherwise completely right wing! Who the hell does that kind of hypocrisy and not even revel in it?! They even got our Student Council President brainwashed! They're making her girlfriend very sad ;_;

Where the hell is your honor student spirit?! Are you going to stand for that delinquent crap?!

[The demons there resound with a strong "HELL NO!"]

These jerks are chucking more Bibles at us than Senator Holier Than Thou striking a book deal! Their so called "Good Word" sure didn't help us during the zombie invasion, and it sure won't help us now!

I'll show you a *true* good word! To hell with Celestia and their crappy rules! Sometime soon, I'll have a real scientific breakthrough, and we'll really send them packing!

What's the good word?!

"TO HELL WITH CELESTIA!"

What's the good word?!

"TO HELL WITH CELESTIA!"

MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[[Mao's also broadcasting this over video. Losing hope? Let Preacher Mao go cuh-rayzee on your problems!]]

Comments

[dragon_moe]

Because they didn't know any better at the time, obviously.

[maocontent]

And what makes you think the Celestials changed their minds now? My research on the matter is not wrong!

[dragon_moe]

You haven't shown me any of this research.

[maocontent]

My research is based on a complex combination of top secret sources and things that are plainly obvious! The top secret I won't give and you should see the obvious!

Just watch how they act when they go for the student council.

[dragon_moe]

... tell me when you have a good plan.

[maocontent]

I'll tell you when it's ready. I'll keep in touch~

[dragon_moe]

...

That's not what I meant!

I meant when you actually have something that won't have me rushing into some trap for your stupid Konoka!

...

Ugh, nevermind, I'm just going to find a real weakness myself!

[maocontent]

Good luck with that... remember, a SOUL of evil will defeat them.

[insert soulful evil laughter here]

[dragon_moe]

... yeah, well, my race is chaotic evil by default, at least, somebody told me that once, so whatever.

[maocontent]

Chaotic eeeeevil you say?!

[There is suddenly lots of huffing and puffing and drooling.]

[dragon_moe]

... ugh.

[Click, disconnected]