Waiting for you

[hit_girl_mindy]

[The battle was over. Mindy had obtained quite a few choice things too, and was pleased, or at least, she would be if a certain annoying person she knew had wound up not coming back. So despite being obviously battle smudged, she was still very much actively looking for Pamela, and look more and more annoyed for her trouble].

Damn it, where is that idiot? I haven't seen her for a few days! She can fucking transport, angels shouldn't have been able to take her down!

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[hit_girl_mindy]

No, Ruffnut is fine, riding a dragon or whatever. I'm looking for my enemy, Pam.

[save_load]

Wow, really?

If the enemy I made in this place was gone, I'd be celebrating, not looking for her. Doesn't sound like any normal enemy to me.

[hit_girl_mindy]

She pissed me off, but she wasn't someone I genuinely hated. In that instance, I'd only be pissed since it wouldn't have been me sending her up the river.

[save_load]

Oh, believe me, I'd stab the hell out the person I'm talking about if I could. At this point, I'd settle for just finding her face down dead in some ditch.

Guess you're lucky if you haven't met anybody like that yet.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Nah, she's nowhere near someone I hate that much. That person I took care of a long ass time ago.

I'm not that lucky.

[save_load]

Luckier than me if you already dealt with that one, though, clearly.

[hit_girl_mindy]

...It had a price, like anything.

[save_load]

Not everything has a price. [Like if you steal something without getting caught haha-]

I take it you lost something, though. Or somebody.

[hit_girl_mindy]

With that kind of karma and hate, it was going that way.

Somebody, yeah. But they knew what they were getting into.

[save_load]

Still sucks either way.

... Name's Doomkitty. Don't ask me for a real name, I don't remember it.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Don't I know it.

Heh. Doomkitty. I like it. Call me Mindy Macready.

[save_load]

What, really? I was half-expecting you to laugh or something. Good to meet you, Mindy.

[She's not gonna use the last name]

[hit_girl_mindy]

It's weird, but so's this whole fucking place. Besides, its no worse than my hero name anyway.

[save_load]

Oh yeah? What's your hero name?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Hit Girl.

[save_load]

Sounds more like a profession than a name, but hey, I've hardly got room to judge.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, there's a reason it does. That's kinda how I work.

[save_load]

Huh. My world doesn't let me take that approach most of the time.

... I would if I could.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Really? Why the hell not?

[save_load]

... Well, I guess it's technically not my world but-

Hell, how do I explain this? Most of the time, I get a narrated "game over" if I do something wrong. Especially if it's something I'm not supposed to directly fight.

... I still have my narrator here, by the way.

[Doomkitty stares at the ground, and a disembodied voice that sounds like John Rhys-Davies suddenly chimes in from out of nowhere-]

"There is nothing of note lying on the ground."

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Twitches]

Who the fuck-?!

[save_load]

Yeah.

I can keep him shut up most of the time, at least.

"The young woman standing before you is clearly not one to trifle with, as she carries herself with the attitude of somebody who knows how to take care of herself."

BEWARE THE 4TH WALL...

[hit_girl_mindy]

...Why is Gimli talking about me?

And my axe!

[save_load]

Because I'm looking at you.

[she then absently takes out a piece of bread and looks it over]

"Yuck! It's a moldy piece of bread."

... I don't even remember where I picked up this.

Re: And my axe!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Huh.

[Shakes her head].

Why would you, and seriously, why's this guy saying what you do?