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Chapter 1: Video

AAAAAAGGGH!

[The video feed shows the face of a very pissed Lv.999 'Valkyrie' with very ridiculous hair, stomping through the hallways with sword in hand, intending to cause serious property damage on the way.]

Y'all better tell me where the heck the Final Boss of this dump is right this instant! Or I'll blow this place into smithereens! YA HEAR ME?!

[Huff huff huff..]

It's bad enough I got dragged into the boonies... Tch! I can't stand how messy Netherworlds are! To make matters worse, they dared stick me, the Valkyrie Rizelea, into a stupid dumb dusty poor excuse of a room! I want my UFO back! My lovely king-sized bed with a galactic feather mattress and pink satin sheets! My wonderful bright lighting system! My beautiful well-stocked kitchen! GIVE IT BACK TO ME!!!

[Okay, property damage and grievous bodily harm seem to be imminent right about now...]

Ugh! I don't wanna be stuck going to some stupid school! This garbage pile isn't fit for my divine image!

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Shut up.

No one else is bitching like this. Its a school, so what?

Just get over it, shit.

Wow, who died and made you the boss of everything? I'll say whatever I want, and I'll demand whatever I want, because I say so! I'm not letting some kid barely outta kindergarten telling me what to do!

I'll tell ya 'so what', you uncouth brat! I don't belong in a school for demons! I refuse to appease such lowlifes and stay in captivity here! If you wanna rot here, be my guest.

You're calling Me a boss. I'm not crying and bitching like the world owes me a favor. Kinda funny you call ME a brat. What the fuck do you know about how old I am anyway, or anything?

Pfft. I wanted to be here. Doesn't mean I want to hear you bitching about it. Save it for the prinnies or a diary. Divine Image my ass.

Shaddap, I can say what I want! You think you're such a big girl for pushing the ESRB rating of this game? That means nothing unless you've got the levels to back it up! A human like you wouldn't stand a chance here, anyway, so feel free to stay here and rot for all I care! I'm getting out!

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It could be worse.

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No, you're right, it's completely terrible!

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Actually, the video games do make it somewhat tolerable.

[Sigh.] Videos games in here? I can already hear the Gameception jokes... But seriously, this isn't my idea of being a DLC cameo. I expected a more grander appearance!

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I didn't understand about a third of what you said~

[she said that rather cheerfully...]

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Um... How could you not? You know, Downloadable Content...? It's all the rage for third generation consoles. This... is the latest Disgaea game, right?

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[Hard of hearing old man on deck!]

Whaaaah? What was that????

[Nope, not even going to be respectful enough to answer the question.]

Oh, great... They even stooped so low as to capture the elderly! Ugh, demons can be so shameless... I really need to do something about this, quick!

Ohh. Student business aside, this place isn't so bad.

THOUGH IT IS PRIMITIVE.

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No worse than the horse wiener, really.

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A Valkyrie should realize that one person's mess can be the norm for another. We demons do not expect humans to have the same taste as us. I ask you to turn back the favor.

[Valvatorez used LOGIC! Rizelea's SELFISH evility prevents this from being very effective... She... really seems to have a hard time comprehending this...]

You demons can't possibly find it normal to have all this rot and cobwebs all over, do you?! This would be unthinkable in the Goddess Union... Then again, it's not as chaotic as the Netheruniverse was...

Unthinkable there... but not here! By thriving in chaos, we prevent the other worlds from doing the same. If you wish to enforce your own way of living, then so be it, but it must be through the way the Netherworld has always resolved disputes.

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Hey, calm down. Here I thought Valkyries were supposed to be professional and soldierly.

I am professional and soldierly!

[No she's not.]

I'm just... taken by surprised at how messy and chaotic everything is! The living conditions here are unacceptable!

Oh, I thought the rooms were alright...

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DLC cameo.

You've got a ways to go, I think.

Tch. You'd think they'd treat DLC cameos better, seeing how we make fans dish out the cash for us.

And ways to go with what, exactly...?

I've attained final boss status a few times. Let's leave it at that.

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Now you know how I slept every day in that UFO.

[Let him have his small moment of pride.]

[No way. Hear those rapid footsteps, Lucius? It's soon going to be followed by a punch to the jaw. Be ready.]

Final Boss?

Good question. I'm the strongest, but that just means I'm the optional postgame fight. Which, by the way, you'd lose.

But you're still a student of this school with a crazy debt and can't get out either... Doesn't that hurt your image a bit? I mean, you should be sealed in a can or something and make the players go through a tedious quest to release you for the battle, at least. It's kinda anti-climatic talking to you on a myPhone.

I spent my time as a book. Not my fault you're late to the content. Besides, I have all the climax I need right here in my mana power.

If it helps, I have disciples and a girlfriend you'd have to beat before you could challenge me.

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