Chapter 1: Video

[violentvalkyrie]

AAAAAAGGGH!

[The video feed shows the face of a very pissed Lv.999 'Valkyrie' with very ridiculous hair, stomping through the hallways with sword in hand, intending to cause serious property damage on the way.]

Y'all better tell me where the heck the Final Boss of this dump is right this instant! Or I'll blow this place into smithereens! YA HEAR ME?!

[Huff huff huff..]

It's bad enough I got dragged into the boonies... Tch! I can't stand how messy Netherworlds are! To make matters worse, they dared stick me, the Valkyrie Rizelea, into a stupid dumb dusty poor excuse of a room! I want my UFO back! My lovely king-sized bed with a galactic feather mattress and pink satin sheets! My wonderful bright lighting system! My beautiful well-stocked kitchen! GIVE IT BACK TO ME!!!

[Okay, property damage and grievous bodily harm seem to be imminent right about now...]

Ugh! I don't wanna be stuck going to some stupid school! This garbage pile isn't fit for my divine image!

Comments

[violentvalkyrie]

[Valvatorez used LOGIC! Rizelea's SELFISH evility prevents this from being very effective... She... really seems to have a hard time comprehending this...]

You demons can't possibly find it normal to have all this rot and cobwebs all over, do you?! This would be unthinkable in the Goddess Union... Then again, it's not as chaotic as the Netheruniverse was...

[nolieking]

Unthinkable there... but not here! By thriving in chaos, we prevent the other worlds from doing the same. If you wish to enforce your own way of living, then so be it, but it must be through the way the Netherworld has always resolved disputes.

[violentvalkyrie]

[Well, she was on her way to do her usual method reform (i.e.: violence), but something he says take her aback. It's something she's never heard before, since her trips to Netherworlds usually mean flying in there, beating up the Overlord, and going to the next one.]

Wait. You prevent other worlds from going into chaos by thriving in it...? I never knew...

[nolieking]

[Don't sweat it. Val meant violence. Demons are still demons, after all. He's just asking to not have his crib dissed.]

It's only logical. Humans are kept in check by their fear of demons, and we are kept in check by our need for that fear.

I really should be trying to generate some from the new arrivals myself, but I'm not certain it works the same way here, and to be honest... I'm feeling a little upstaged by the administration.

[violentvalkyrie]

[Well, fine. He's being polite anyway, for a demon.]

I... don't really think it works that way here, either. In a way, it's looking like this school is trying to make them into demons. I wonder why...