Netherworld Lemonade stand!

[beryls_lackey]

[Action:

In the Main Hall a large stand has been set up. According to the sign on it, it is selling fresh hand squeezed Lemonade. Standing there are Kyoko and Raspberyl, offering lemonade to everyone who passes by]

Lemonade. Fresh Lemonade for sale. We have regular and sugar free! All proceeds go to help the diabetic demons foundation!

Comments

[do_a_beryl_roll]

WHAT!? Murder plot!? As if! Are you crazy or something. A delinquent would never try and murder someone! It's totally uncool.

[fluffytails]

You say that now, and then you poison my tea. I'm ON TO YOU!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

You're not ON TO anything! You're just a little paranoid is all. But don't worry. I can help you get over that paranoia in a few easy steps! Oh, I've got a pamphlet hold on!

[She is now rummaging through her belongings]

[fluffytails]

Oh no, you're getting a weapon! Such horror? Where is the hero that saves me from such dastardly fiends?!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

[Beryl stares at her for a moment before she slowly and as non threateningly as possible holds the pamphlet out to her]

Nope, no weapon... just a gentle piece of paper alright? It won't hurt you...

Yeesh you're all kinds of freaked out aren't you....

[fluffytails]

Nooo! My one weakness, paper charms! You're even worse, you're trying to exorcise me!

[And Himiko used her illusionary abilities to...make the pamphlet look like paper charms used in japanese-style exorcisms.]

[do_a_beryl_roll]

What? I'm not trying to.....

[She stops and stares at the paper charms before tossing them aside]

What's going on here?! Are you messing with me?

[fluffytails]

You're clearly messing with me!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Why the hell would I mess with you! I'm trying to run a business here!

[fluffytails]

A business about putting poor, innocent foxes into their graves, clearly! Your anger betrays your true, fiendish intentions!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

I'm telling you I have no fiendish intentions! I'm a delinquent! DE-LINQ-UENT! I would never try to poison you or exercise your spirit! I'd challenge you to a fair and square battle!

I'm just trying earn money for needy demons!

[fluffytails]

W-what? D-delinquent? My one weakness...

I-it can't be...I I can't die here! Y-you moooonsttteeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[She hunched over, while her body started to flash with all sorts of colors. Then, small explosions popped up all over her body, puffing in the air as if she was a 16-bit style boss. And thus, the fox faded away.
Or, well, the illusion did, while the real fox was already retreating invisibly. Let the delinquents chew on that for their earlier actions!]

[do_a_beryl_roll]

What!? Ahh.. Wait I....

Oh Raspberries....

Kyoko! I think I was just so badass I killed someone!