Netherworld Lemonade stand!

[beryls_lackey]

[Action:

In the Main Hall a large stand has been set up. According to the sign on it, it is selling fresh hand squeezed Lemonade. Standing there are Kyoko and Raspberyl, offering lemonade to everyone who passes by]

Lemonade. Fresh Lemonade for sale. We have regular and sugar free! All proceeds go to help the diabetic demons foundation!

Comments

[hungry_for_justice]

...Demon. Is this some trick? Are you trying to give people diabetes?

[beryls_lackey]

Oh of course not! We are trying to help those who have diabetes. All proceeds will go towards getting them the required insulin they need, as well as test strips.

[hungry_for_justice]

I know not what this 'insulin' is, but I have no doubt that it will be poisioned!

[beryls_lackey]

It's what Diabetic's need to stay alive.

[hungry_for_justice]

Hah! A likely story-you're probably just trying to get them to buy a fake patent medicine to line your pockets.

[fluffytails]

Oh my, you're trying to poison poor me. Ah, assassins, will their cruelty ever stop... [Himiko looked totally sad about that. Poor her... or was she?]

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Hmm, still haven't earned your trust? How about I drink some to prove to you that it isn't poisoned.

*she tosses in some of her own hell and takes a drink of the lemonade*

See, Totally safe, sour and kinda sweet!

[beryls_lackey]

We would never do such an honor student act like that!

Does that prove it to you? If you want more proof, I will drink it as well.

[beryls_lackey]

We would never try to poison anyone! We are delinquents, not honor students.

[hungry_for_justice]

You demons would obviously have already taken the antidote! So your displays mean nothing!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Oh brother... this one is going to take some work.

Is there anything we can do to convince you that it isn't poison?

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Why does everyone instantly assume there's poison in this stuff!! If anything you should be terrified that it's a healthy drink!

[hungry_for_justice]

You probably have thin, invisible lead sheets to stop me from detecting the poison with my magic. And in any case, I haven't prepared that spell today.

[beryls_lackey]

... you know. Not all of us demons are evil and liars...

[save_load]

[Why, could that be "Jerwiks Konstapple", the suspicious proprietor of the "charity gambling" kiosk, who had abruptly disappeared in a smokey explosion along with all the money, leaving nothing behind but a black cat who wandered off?]

[Naw, couldn't be. This has to be a completely different person. Jerwiks certainly wouldn't wear that odd cat-earred cloak over a school outfit. Not to mention, Jerwiks was a guy, and this person is clearly a woman]

Isn't lemonade bad for your teeth?

[She doesn't have that weird accent Jerwiks was using, either]

Yawn icon, now doubling as TOTALLY PANICKED(TM)

[fluffytails]

That's suspicious!

HELP! A scary kunoichi is trying to get meeeee!

[fluffytails]

And you're even more suspicious! It's clearly a murder plot!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

WHAT!? Murder plot!? As if! Are you crazy or something. A delinquent would never try and murder someone! It's totally uncool.

[fluffytails]

You say that now, and then you poison my tea. I'm ON TO YOU!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

You're not ON TO anything! You're just a little paranoid is all. But don't worry. I can help you get over that paranoia in a few easy steps! Oh, I've got a pamphlet hold on!

[She is now rummaging through her belongings]

[beryls_lackey]

W-what?! N-No, I-I'm not trying to get you or hurt you. I just want to sell lemonade!

[beryls_lackey]

[Kyoko is too trusting, and make no connection to Jerwiks at all]

As long as you brush your teeth 3 times a day, a few glasses of lemonade will not do any damage.

[maocontent]

Sugar-free lemonade? I know you two are crazy delinquents, but this is a new low of madness!

[save_load]

Uh huh.

How much for a glass?

[fluffytails]

Oh no, you're getting a weapon! Such horror? Where is the hero that saves me from such dastardly fiends?!