Netherworld Lemonade stand!

[beryls_lackey]

[Action:

In the Main Hall a large stand has been set up. According to the sign on it, it is selling fresh hand squeezed Lemonade. Standing there are Kyoko and Raspberyl, offering lemonade to everyone who passes by]

Lemonade. Fresh Lemonade for sale. We have regular and sugar free! All proceeds go to help the diabetic demons foundation!

Comments

[hungry_for_justice]

...Demon. Is this some trick? Are you trying to give people diabetes?

[beryls_lackey]

Oh of course not! We are trying to help those who have diabetes. All proceeds will go towards getting them the required insulin they need, as well as test strips.

[hungry_for_justice]

I know not what this 'insulin' is, but I have no doubt that it will be poisioned!

[beryls_lackey]

It's what Diabetic's need to stay alive.

[hungry_for_justice]

Hah! A likely story-you're probably just trying to get them to buy a fake patent medicine to line your pockets.

[fluffytails]

Oh my, you're trying to poison poor me. Ah, assassins, will their cruelty ever stop... [Himiko looked totally sad about that. Poor her... or was she?]

[beryls_lackey]

We would never try to poison anyone! We are delinquents, not honor students.

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Why does everyone instantly assume there's poison in this stuff!! If anything you should be terrified that it's a healthy drink!

[fluffytails]

And you're even more suspicious! It's clearly a murder plot!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

WHAT!? Murder plot!? As if! Are you crazy or something. A delinquent would never try and murder someone! It's totally uncool.

Yawn icon, now doubling as TOTALLY PANICKED(TM)

[fluffytails]

That's suspicious!

HELP! A scary kunoichi is trying to get meeeee!

[beryls_lackey]

W-what?! N-No, I-I'm not trying to get you or hurt you. I just want to sell lemonade!

[fluffytails]

Lemonade... with poison!

[save_load]

[Why, could that be "Jerwiks Konstapple", the suspicious proprietor of the "charity gambling" kiosk, who had abruptly disappeared in a smokey explosion along with all the money, leaving nothing behind but a black cat who wandered off?]

[Naw, couldn't be. This has to be a completely different person. Jerwiks certainly wouldn't wear that odd cat-earred cloak over a school outfit. Not to mention, Jerwiks was a guy, and this person is clearly a woman]

Isn't lemonade bad for your teeth?

[She doesn't have that weird accent Jerwiks was using, either]

[beryls_lackey]

[Kyoko is too trusting, and make no connection to Jerwiks at all]

As long as you brush your teeth 3 times a day, a few glasses of lemonade will not do any damage.

[save_load]

Uh huh.

How much for a glass?

[beryls_lackey]

10 Hell for a small glass. 25 Hell for a big glass, and 50 Hell for a Big Gulp. I designed the art on that myself.

[On the Big gulp is a wrap around picture of Beryl, with a word bubble that says, "Remember to drink slow and enjoy the taste!"]

[save_load]

Cute. She your girlfriend or something?

[maocontent]

Sugar-free lemonade? I know you two are crazy delinquents, but this is a new low of madness!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Yup, Sugar free, with nothing but the vitamins and minerals nature provides.

You should try some, Maybe you'll like it!

[beryls_lackey]

Indeed Sir Mao. Sugar free is healthy for you, and you can drink more of it without hurting your teeth.

[maocontent]

HELL NO! No flavor or tooth-rotting sugar?! You'd have to be my guinea pig for AGES before I'd even think about it!

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Aww, come on. You'll never know until you try. Plus it's as sour as your attitude so I'm sure you'd enjoy it.

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

[Well, Gwnedolen is a little thirsty, so she stops by.]
Lovely. I shall take some.

[beryls_lackey]

What size would you want, small, medium, or big gulp?