Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[mooned_hime]

That sounds delicious.

[Wait no, focus on the thing that actually might be attainable, Kaguya-]

More importantly, would they sell any other consoles or games around here?

[demondogking]

Hmm... probably! I've read up on some boards that you can create a bill or something that the Senators have to vote on to agree on it to pass or not! Sounded really easy to do too!

Like for example, if you make a bill saying [I want more bigger roles in a game!], they'll come up with a vote! Oh, but I've heard sometimes you can bribe them on things to make them more agreeable for your bill! If it passes, then it passes and your bill will be immediately taken into effect! And if it doesn't, you have the option to either leave or... [Punching his fist into his other palm.] Persuade them by force! A common demon method involving any sorts of politics, really.

[mooned_hime]

[If Kaguya had more video game exposure before coming here, she'd be wondering if you're a tutorial NPC]

Oh, how interesting!

[Regardless of how this person kept wandering the conversation into unrelated things, Kaguya was taking it in stride]

Do they make games about people these days?

[Because lol Tetris is all she knows right now...]

[demondogking]

Hm... probably! I remember one of the castle servants talking about buying an 'Alterego 5' game, supposedly about demons summoning heroes and humans to fight in their battles while going on about this super long quests filled with surprise twists and stuff.

And something mentioned about social chains. Gotta chain 'em all so your power grows or something like that. I didn't get a good hear about it, unfortunately.

[mooned_hime]

These sound nothing like Tetris, I really must try them!

[demondogking]

I say go for it! Gotta branch out and learn other things to experience 'em, right? But that all depends if you have that drive in you to make it happen.

So to make that happen, you gotta pass that bill. To pass that bill, you gotta submit that bill. To submit that bill, you gotta get stronger and level up. To get stronger and level up, you gotta beat up monsters. To beat up monsters, you gotta go on an adventure. To go on an adventure... well, that's just up to you on how you want to start one.

[mooned_hime]

Well, as a princess, I'm obligated to delegate my duties to others.

[demondogking]

[O-Oh. Oh Kaguya. Kaguya, you just said something that made him give this look that you just stepped right on his tail and ground it up with your heel.]

D-Delegate... on adventures?! You can't be serious!

[mooned_hime]

Don't princesses send other people on adventures instead of actually going on one themselves?

[... she did send quite a few people on them before, after all]

[demondogking]

But that's if you want to be lazy! Or just unskilled! Don't you think its better to work and earn for your rewards so it would be all the much better when you get it? And the power and perseverance of you tackling down all obstacles, so that other challenges won't be so much of a challenge!

Mm... man, maybe it's just because I'm a king myself that it sounds kinda... I dunno... weak? I guess?

[mooned_hime]

[She wants to be lazy yes-]

Kings and princesses are two different things.

[demondogking]

Well then! I guess it is up to me to show you the fun and joy there is in going on an adventure! I'll just recruit you into my party and you'll see how much you can enjoy being part of one!

And as the Demon Dog King, I'll make sure that you'll be grinding up all the levels so your own future fun times on getting those games will be hard earned and worked for!

[mooned_hime]

Oh my, how forward!

But to recruit me into your party, you'll have to complete my Impossible Requests!

[demondogking]

Huh? Oh, no no. I've already figured out how to recruit people through in-game mechanics already. I've got this~! Once you figure out how, it gets pretty simple! Then again, I guess that is because I am main character material after all.

[mooned_hime]

Well then. Since apparently you already know what my Impossible Requests are, you should get to it.

[demondogking]

[You want your 20 bear asses? Okay, fine. You'll get your 20 bear asses once he is done equipping them on and sorting them out through his inventory.]

A problem already taken care of!

[mooned_hime]

Oh, so you've already obtained the stone begging bowl of the Buddha from India?

[demondogking]

You can be surprised about what kind of things tends to drift on by in the Netheruniverse! Drifting objects come in various shapes, sizes, and history!

[mooned_hime]

Very well, then. Surprise me.

[demondogking]

[Snapping his fingers to check out his inventory.] Well, which one do you want to see first? The bowl? OR maybe this jeweled branch? I'm kind of enjoying this fire-rat robe so... oh, oh! Maybe this cowrie shell! And I can deal with parting with this necklace from the dragon lantern...

Oh! Maybe I should show you something that is Netheruniverse brand that is only found in Empyria instead?

[mooned_hime]

How about one of those game systems you're talking about? Show me one of those.

[It won't fulfill her impossible request, though]

[demondogking]

Oh, one of those? THAT is reserved for my very special vassals. Ones that really proved they worked hard for their rewards on helping me getting my own tasks done.

But I suppose I could give it to you for my own impossible request though.

[mooned_hime]

All this talk of involving me with hard work is becoming tiring.

[demondogking]

Well that's definitely a start! Now we gotta work with your body to reflect how much of that tiring part is being done!

[mooned_hime]

I politely decline your offer.