Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[cutestsuperweapon]

Even if I ate chocolate pudding with cream?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

I cannot imagine an ingredient which would change the taste of your heart!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Which is a metafor, right?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Cooking is more than a metaphor for life! ...but if it helps, you may digest what I have given you in that manner.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I see. I will keep this in mind, I think. You taught me a valuable lesson!

Do not mix salt with pepper!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

They should not mix in the jar, but each must be used to its proper measure!

[cutestsuperweapon]

On seperate parts of the dish?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

The goal is harmony! Delight! Each working to their utmost to form a cult of tasty blends!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Even when the indrigents are enemies? That'd make one of them a switch. Isn't that bad?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

'Enemy' is merely a name! Is salt the enemy of pepper? Is sweet the enemy of spicy? They may work apart or together!

[cutestsuperweapon]

So, in the end everyone is a switch?!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Good and evil are merely terms. No person is entirely one or the other! The heart is a complex blend of tastes!

[cutestsuperweapon]

But I'm completely evil.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Name one dish that is one thing only, and I shall accept that.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Plain rice?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

The thought that you would consider that a dish hurts me! But rice must be cooked in water.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Uhm...how about a sliced apple?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Again with the terrible dishes! But a sliced apple has had its core removed!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Really? Oh!

That explains a lot...

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

An apple is a tasty fruit, but the core cannot be eaten and the seeds are poisonous. To prepare the apple, you must take away these parts!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Nobody told me! So that's why people were mad at me then!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

"Then"? You offered an apple without preparation?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Yes... Looks like I messed up! Oopsy.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

As a snack -- not a dish -- an apple may be prepared simply by the way it is bitten into.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Where is the difference between a snack and a dish?