The Asagi Christmas special!

[gimmegamedammit]

[A narrator starts to speak suddenly nearby. You can't see who is saying it, but you can hear it just like they were right next to you.]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netherworld, all the creatures were sturing, no one was in dreamworld.

For you see the demons of this world didn't believe in Christmas, they were all rotten and evil and cared more for their mistress.

This would not do, thought a mysterious voice, there most be someone who wants to rejoice.

Our story begins with with just such an individual, who was standing around those more clinical.

For while everyone else was busy being a grump, they didn't want to be in such a slump.

They decided to get off the wall, and head down towards the buildings main hall.

[The voice stops, but you feel that something is staring at you, wanting you to do as the voice said.]

[OOC: It's the Christmas season, and I wanted to do something special. Inspired by a south park Christmas episode, your characters are going to hear a narrator telling them what to do in rhyme, and the voice will not let them be until they go along with them. I hope you guys enjoy, and I will do my best to rhyme correctly!]

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[mooned_hime]

...

[Kaguya was sitting on the porch of her home, nibbling mochi. She tilted her head as the voice stopped...]

That was a short story.

[gimmegamedammit]

She thought this was a short story, and it might have been true, but this story goes farther then what she knew.

She decided to get up off the porch with food, and travel to the main hall where the prinnies said dood.

[mooned_hime]

[Kaguya didn't seem to think the story was about her, so she just decided to continue sitting there]

[gimmegamedammit]

She may think she could sit there, ignoring her will, but she knew deep down that she couldn't sit still.

[mooned_hime]

[Kaguya shifted a little, settling into a slightly more comfortable position.]

[gimmegamedammit]

The chair was comfortable, and was nice too, but soon a fire was lit to make her move at a tune.

[Kaguya, somehow your chair is now on fire. It seemed someone shoot a flaming shot at it.]

[mooned_hime]

... well, that was rather rude.

[The fire... well, it's Eientei. It didn't last long. Kaguya merely floated to the side while it was there.

... and sent a barrage of danmaku flying in Asagi's general direction]

[gimmegamedammit]

She fired some shots for no special reason, and soon she got up and AGH!!!

[mooned_hime]

What a silly person.

[gimmegamedammit]

Ohhh.... you are supposed to listen to the narrator!!

[mooned_hime]

But I am listening.

[Listening and doing what she's being told are two different things]

[gimmegamedammit]

And do what I say!

[mooned_hime]

As a princess, I have no obligation to follow your suggestions.

[gimmegamedammit]

But you are ruining the story!!

[mooned_hime]

Improvise!

[gimmegamedammit]

You are the hero right now. if you don;t do anything the story stops!

[mooned_hime]

That's silly. I'm the princess, not the hero.

[gimmegamedammit]

Fine, you are not the hero, just an important character. happy?

[mooned_hime]

I'm certainly in good humor today, I believe.

[gimmegamedammit]

Fine. Can we continue the story then?

[mooned_hime]

I am certainly not stopping you.

[gimmegamedammit]

Then you better follow the what I am saying.

[mooned_hime]

That depends on what you tell me to do.

[gimmegamedammit]

I am going to tell you to go to the main hall and save Christmas.

[mooned_hime]

Why would I wish to do that?