The Asagi Christmas special!

[gimmegamedammit]

[A narrator starts to speak suddenly nearby. You can't see who is saying it, but you can hear it just like they were right next to you.]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netherworld, all the creatures were sturing, no one was in dreamworld.

For you see the demons of this world didn't believe in Christmas, they were all rotten and evil and cared more for their mistress.

This would not do, thought a mysterious voice, there most be someone who wants to rejoice.

Our story begins with with just such an individual, who was standing around those more clinical.

For while everyone else was busy being a grump, they didn't want to be in such a slump.

They decided to get off the wall, and head down towards the buildings main hall.

[The voice stops, but you feel that something is staring at you, wanting you to do as the voice said.]

[OOC: It's the Christmas season, and I wanted to do something special. Inspired by a south park Christmas episode, your characters are going to hear a narrator telling them what to do in rhyme, and the voice will not let them be until they go along with them. I hope you guys enjoy, and I will do my best to rhyme correctly!]

Comments

[gimmegamedammit]

Happy that she reached in destination in tact, she started to work on her plan of attack.

To get these people to see the joys of Christmas, she said out loud, that is my goal to get through to this crowd!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Spreading joy, that's great!

...

[Ifurita pondered, scratching the side of her face]

But who is she, and what's Christmas?!

[gimmegamedammit]

Ifurita laughed, obviously she knew what those things were. She just liked to joke around, that was just like her.

[cutestsuperweapon]

But I didn't laugh. What's a christmas?!

[gimmegamedammit]

.... you are serious?

[cutestsuperweapon]

I think I am? I didn't think I was joking, unless I forgot I was.

Did I joke? Uhm...

[gimmegamedammit]

...

To all those people what don't know what this special day is, please sit down, and listen for a tis.

CHristmas is all about bringing joy to others, even the most cruel and evil aren't such buggers.

[cutestsuperweapon]

That sounds really nice, weird disembodied voice!

Very evil, too, I like it! It's fittingly evil! What has that to do with buggers, though?

[gimmegamedammit]

Christmas evil? Surely you are mistaken, for Christmas is the happiest season on occasion.

Perhaps to a demon, who think the opposite of humans, Christmas would be the most delinquent thing, something that ruins.

[cutestsuperweapon]

But that's why it's evil, because it sounds so happy!

And I'm not a demon, I'm a demon goddess, and also a ditz! But I wouldn't ruin anything on purpose...

[gimmegamedammit]

Even a ditz can do something good on this joyous holiday, and soon she will, as a prinny in a santa hat comes her way.

"Greatings dood," The prinny said with a smile, "I am hear to assist you with your Christmas pile."

[cutestsuperweapon]

I was going to do something good by nuking the forest! But let's do some other good, too!

Uhm, greetings, mr. Priny! I will make sure not to accidentally blow you up!

[She bowed]

[gimmegamedammit]

Dood save me. She told me she would shoot me if I didn't-ack!

[A bullet suddenly hit the prinny in the head and it collapsed. Soon another prinny seemed to be pushed out from a corner, looking horrified.]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Why did the prinny just fall over? Do you think he is sick?

[She looked cluelessly at the other prinny, having missed the shot entirely.]

[gimmegamedammit]

Pay not attention to that fallen Prinny, the prinny a head of you has your winny.

For you see the Prinny there wants to spread christmas joy too, so he will help you on your quest indeedydoo.

[cutestsuperweapon]

What's my Winny? Can I eat it?

[Ifurita looked at the prinny]

And do you know what an indeedydoo is?

[gimmegamedammit]

"Dood I don't even know."

HEY! It is hard to rhyme constantly!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Huh? Actually, it's not hard to rhyme at all!
Everyone knows that, from big to small.

See?

[gimmegamedammit]

... that wasn't that bad at all.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, but it was evil.

[gimmegamedammit]

right...

Can I continue now?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, of course. I'm sorry!