The Awesome Power of Pay Toilet Wealth

[badassfreakingoverlord]

All right, Netherworld Academy -- listen up! I'm sure all of you expect me to throw my hat into the Student Council elections. After all, who's more suited to be student councilor than me? Awesome mana power, rugged good looks, game protagonist, strongest in the cosmos -- you can't deny I've got it all.

Except I don't have a hat. I think I'll go the Slytherin route here and throw the awesome weight of my mana and vast financial resources behind whichever candidate makes me the best bribe, kickback offer, or shameless reciprocation of services. You want the might of Zetta, come and start the bidding!

[What financial resources is he talking about? Well, funny thing... the Dark Assembly sort of handed Zetta a weapon almighty in the course of deliberately screwing over his bill. At first upset, Zetta had what is for him an unprecendented stroke of genius. With the help of a hot mad genius girlfriend and his own surprisingly-high TEC score, Zetta has rigged the bathroom to be a pay toilet.]

[From the inside. You get inside, you do your business, and you're charged a modest fee to be allowed out again. Or you get to sit in there till the Prinnies let you out and shake you down for some valuables... which they usually wait to do until the person has been inside for long enough to consider being shaken down by Prinnies well worth their freedom.]

[Oh, on slow days he Invites it in crowded areas just to make people run for it. Or sends a minion around to bonk people with it, thereby inflicting its status effect on people. ]

[As for Zetta, these days he's simply claimed an unused classroom for his room (not that any of them are used, but nevertheless), moved in some comfortable furniture, and has sprawled out in relative luxury. He may not be a genius, but he has a certain amount of cunning.]

Comments

[cutestsuperweapon]

Then I'd kindly ask them to change that to evil, because good is bad.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeaaaaaaah, I think you're still unclear on the concept here.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, I'm pretty clear, I even have a note saying it loud and clear...

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I know I'm asking for it, but let's see it.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Okay!

[It was a page of her notebook. The middle was taken by EVIL IS ABOUT BEING NICE. Someone had made a thick, angry circle around it, and added exclamation marks.

There were several notes at the side, reading 'Remember this, you idiot! Do not believe the vile good trickery of Makoto Mizuhara!'
]

My old master made this for me, so I remember.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta recoils in horror, pointing a finger at the note.]

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

[cutestsuperweapon]

You're right, it really explains everything, especially what evil is all about.

Why do you have such a funny expression on your face?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

THAT'S NOT WHAT EVIL IS ABOUT AT ALL!

[cutestsuperweapon]

But it really is. I live this evil every day. I'm that evil.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

No, no, no, no, no. Evil is not about being nice. Niceness has nothing to do with evil! Evil is about being EVIL!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, of course. That's why I am very evil, evil and EVIL!

Which is about being nice.

[cutestsuperweapon]

That's why I am so evil, see? My evil is totally feared and entire cities say I'm really evil!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...What the hell is with the world you come from?!

[cutestsuperweapon]

It seems pretty normal to me...

[Well, she's considered evil because she's a legendary demon goddess of destruction. People considered her so long before even meeting her, so...]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Trust me, it isn't normal. Evil on any world other than yours, apparently, isn't nice.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, you're just confused about the true meaning of evil.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Kid. I'm the most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos. There's no one stronger than me, there's no one badder than me, evil is in my freaking JOB DESCRIPTION! Don't tell me I don't know evil!

[cutestsuperweapon]

I-I'm sorry but... I really don't think you know evil...

I'd know, I'm a demon goddess!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Strongest overlord in the cosmos OUTRANKS demon goddess!

[cutestsuperweapon]

That could be true. But I'm a demon goddess of desfrubtion, so I outrank that!

...I mean destruction, tehehe.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Look, I'll grant that I'd rather have YOU in the position of God of Destruction than Alex, but that really isn't saying much. Besides, I outrank God of Destruction. I'm freaking top of the heap, sister! There isn't any higher!

[cutestsuperweapon]

Uhm, actually...

[Ifurita floated up a bit.]

Wouldn't I be higher now? And what has that to do with evil? Also, I'm not a god, but a goddess. A demonic one.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

YOU'RE not a demon. I'M a demon! You don't even know what a Netherworld IS!

[Angrily, Zetta grabs for her leg to pull her back down.]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well...I said I wasn't a demoness, but a demon goddess....a female one, too. So I really am no demon. And I know what a netherworld is! It's related to a normal world like underwear is related to trousers, it's below.

[She said this while she was pulled down. After she was done, she started flying up, holding against him]

Uhm, what are you doing? Please don't pull me down, I'm not a reverse anchor!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

How can you be a demon goddess without being a demon!? That's like saying you're spicy soup without being spicy! And I'm not letting go! Get back down here!

[Zetta adds more strength to his efforts to pull her back down to the ground.]