Experiment the second - How to fail at human relations, yuri edition

[maocontent]

 [ACTION]

[Mao has... overtaken a classroom. Any and all previous people there have been thoroughly beaten and tossed out, and the place is now filled with lab equipment and various half-finished machines. He figured it was better than trying to do anything via the student council, thanks to Rozalin's advice. But now... what could he do?

He had dashed off due to something that he had noticed from recent goings on--or at least something he thought he noticed, but Mao's never been good about social cues or understanding. He does what he wants.]

So this... mysterious power of yuri. From what I understand, it's a particular subset of this 'love' quantity that I have somewhat grasped. But... what makes it different? It seems that this power has been bestowed on the Konoe's victory to the student council, and that girl protecting the dragon. 

Mwehehehehe, I bet if I could harness this power I could create something TRULY magnificent! Maybe I could make yuri rockets, or yuri lasers--no, GIANT ROBOTS that run on the power of yuri! For science!

Mwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa!

[Somebody stop him before he does something stupid. Or don't, one of the two.]

Comments

[hungry_for_fights]

[she sits up]

We'll have to do this again later!

[maocontent]

Hn! You still owe me more research into the power of yuri.

Ask your girlfriend or something.

[hungry_for_fights]

Okay!

... except she's my wife.

[maocontent]

Yes. Wife then. Ask her.

[dependently_independent]

Ask me what?

*How the HELL did Veluna's wife just sneak up on Mao like that? Besides teleporting directly behind him coincidentally trying to find Veluna.*

[hungry_for_fights]

Oh! There you are!

This guy is researching the power of yuri.

[maocontent]

WAAH?!

Where the hell did you come from?!

[dependently_independent]

... Greater Teleport, self plus 50 pounds of objects only, at-will as a Standard Action.

That's where I came from.

[hungry_for_fights]

So um...

... Meggy, how do we do love love attacks?

[She really said it like that, yup]

[maocontent]

That's a Dungeons and Dragons rulebook clause! Who the hell plays by those rules?

[dependently_independent]

((OOC: By request of Veluna, A quick note that Konoka should go vote in that bill in the Dark Assembly. :3 ))

...

Veluna, we'll get to that later.

As for you...

*MOVE ACTION: 5' step right to Mao's face.*

... The answer is, my homeworld and the attached Netherworld does. Do you have a problem with that?

[hungry_for_fights]

Oh, did you want to fight him, too?

[maocontent]

Geeehhhh...

[If those are the rules of a Netherworld, he can't contest them.

But on the bright side, he may not want to. Something new to study!]

Have it your way.

[dependently_independent]

Good.

*Nope, she apparently didn't want to fight him.*

As for yuri having particular power... Well, directly or mechanically, usually not so much.

[hungry_for_fights]

What about indirectly?

[maocontent]

Whaaaaat?!

Geh, has my research been wrong?! Is there no power after all?

[dependently_independent]

There's power in love, yes.

But it's something more subtle than any number.

*Megaera slips around, hugging Veluna.*

You can't quantify it, you can't really harness it in the way you're thinking.

Even a Succubus can't completely understand it.

1/2

[maocontent]

Grrrrgh!

[Mao doesn't like this. It's that troublesome feeling he had often involving people like Almaz or Beryl explaining what he observed. Yet...]

Hn. Perhaps you're right. Maybe I can't conceive or harness it.

2/2

[maocontent]

...but I can damn well try!

Mwaaaaahahahaha! I wouldn't be a mad scientist and the dean of Evil Academy if I didn't!

[hungry_for_fights]

Numbers don't mean everything, anyway.

[Veluna's happy, so she happily hugs Megaera back]

[dependently_independent]

*Megaera blinks, looking at Mao.*

... Just don't try anything on us, okay?