Experiment the second - How to fail at human relations, yuri edition

[maocontent]

 [ACTION]

[Mao has... overtaken a classroom. Any and all previous people there have been thoroughly beaten and tossed out, and the place is now filled with lab equipment and various half-finished machines. He figured it was better than trying to do anything via the student council, thanks to Rozalin's advice. But now... what could he do?

He had dashed off due to something that he had noticed from recent goings on--or at least something he thought he noticed, but Mao's never been good about social cues or understanding. He does what he wants.]

So this... mysterious power of yuri. From what I understand, it's a particular subset of this 'love' quantity that I have somewhat grasped. But... what makes it different? It seems that this power has been bestowed on the Konoe's victory to the student council, and that girl protecting the dragon. 

Mwehehehehe, I bet if I could harness this power I could create something TRULY magnificent! Maybe I could make yuri rockets, or yuri lasers--no, GIANT ROBOTS that run on the power of yuri! For science!

Mwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa!

[Somebody stop him before he does something stupid. Or don't, one of the two.]

Comments

[maocontent]

That sounds more like abuse than love. Or is it some kind of fetish?

It is both worse and not as bad as she describes

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, I'm pretty sure it's love, otherwise he wouldn't have abducted her to the kingdom of bugs with the princess when we brought her to her holiday there.

[maocontent]

That's not love, that's obsession!

[Think about this. Mao is objecting to your definition. How far off are you?]

Not that there's anything wrong with that. *hufff huuuufffff*

But what does this have to do with girl's 'love' for other girls?

[cutestsuperweapon]

No, I don't think it is. He didn't actually want to abduct her, that was an accident. He just showed how caring he was by taking her along with the vacation anyway!

...And I don't know, but it must be related, right?

[maocontent]

I'm not going to even bother trying to figure this all out.

Look, there's no way I can weaponize yuri by throwing a girl in a cage! If that was all it took, I would have had my giant robot by now!

[cutestsuperweapon]

But...that doesn't make sense, you clearly have no idea how evil works. My old master really did, so he got the princess a vacation and then tied her up somewhere so when the friend of the princess came and saved her it was all heroic and strong and stuff. Truly evil actions, aiding young love like this!

I think it'd work the same with yuri, right?

1/2

[maocontent]

The hell are you talking about? That's not evil evil! That's quasi-evil with good intentio--

[maocontent]

[But suddenly Ifurita's logic, if it could be called that, clicked with Mao. What have you done, Ifurita.]

Wait... if I capture someone with power and lock them in a cage, then their girlfriend will show up to rescue them! Their yearning for the power of 'love' will power the machine...!

Ooooooh, I like your logic after all~! *huuuuffff huuufffffffff*

What has she done...

[cutestsuperweapon]

Yes, I think that's how it works.

Evil is about being nice, after all!

[maocontent]

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! You'll see the fruits of my labor soon enough!

[cutestsuperweapon]

[Ifurita clapped]

That's a good evil impersonation laugh you have there! Not as good as my old masters, but pretty good!